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#16 sonofpatter

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 08:33 AM

Thanks for all the suggestions!

I end up doing the “The top three science events of the year”


-Earlier this year the Large Hadron Collider walked into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we don't serve machines that can alter the very fabric of time in this bar."

And The Large Hadron Collider says, "That's OK. I'm broke."

-A report in the Royal Society's Biology Letters journal describes how a female cane toad inflates its body to prevent a male from mating with it. Kind of reminds me of my first wife. (but I should have used “...this defense mechanism, however, does not work on the jerry springer show!”)


-Leave it to our boys at NASA to pull it out at the end of the year, just a couple of weeks ago the Hubble telescope photographed the oldest known moment of time in the Universe, now there may be older moments in time, but this is the oldest we know of. It is a fantastic picture. It is amazing to look at it and contemplate all that has been and the role of everything, plus it’s nice to see what Larry King looked like in the day.


Mack Duncan filmed and broadcast it live on the internet, here is a clip from the science piece.
Mack actually filmed and blogged it live to the internet....
http://www.blogtv.co...eVvbe7&pos=ancr
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#17 donald

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Posted 08 January 2010 - 08:47 AM

awesome!
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Posted 08 January 2010 - 09:34 AM

i went to the show! it was fun!
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