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[fatguyaz]

i don't have a date, you guys. LB went with me last time, but she hasn't called me since then, so i'm not sure if she'll go with me again.

I even let her ride my daughters bike there... And she wrecked it on the way home.

LB, where are you?! I fuckin love you, bitch!! Why won't you love me back?!!!

[MikeyWretch]

i don't have a date, you guys. LB went with me last time, but she hasn't called me since then, so i'm not sure if she'll go with me again.

I even let her ride my daughters bike there... And she wrecked it on the way home.

LB, where are you?! I fuckin love you, bitch!! Why won't you love me back?!!!

She said it was because you tried to poop in her river. Nawwaddamean? huh huh? Yeah! okay yeah I fail!

[Dez]

WTF!? I received no FB invite. It's cause I'm brown, right? I swear I have papers!!

[Jacki O.]

WTF!? I received no FB invite. It's cause I'm brown, right? I swear I have papers!!

all brown people are welcome
all legal people are welcome
all illegal people are welcome
all punx are welcome
all haters are welcome

[SatansLittleHelper]

WTF!? I received no FB invite. It's cause I'm brown, right? I swear I have papers!!

all people are welcome*





*People, meaning, someone who is not a racist asshole, but they are still welcome, unless they start shit, then they will be raped in the face with Mexican Cock.

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[Quezo]

WTF!? I received no FB invite. It's cause I'm brown, right? I swear I have papers!!

all people are welcome*





*People, meaning, someone who is not a racist asshole, but they are still welcome, unless they start shit, then they will be raped in the face with Mexican Cock.

fixed

You cannot rape the willing, my son.

[Jacki O.]

new flyers i made that have nothing to do with the prom theme:

[ladydemon]

i don't have a date, you guys. LB went with me last time, but she hasn't called me since then, so i'm not sure if she'll go with me again.

I even let her ride my daughters bike there... And she wrecked it on the way home.

LB, where are you?! I fuckin love you, bitch!! Why won't you love me back?!!!

Dear Diary, my prom date last year was so awesome, i wanted him to call me back, but i wrecked his daughter's bike and his wife found out. Boy was she mad! hee hee. I heard she made him sleep with the dogs that night! Anywayz, I got a new date this year and he's not even married. cross your fingers! love always, LB

[Jacki O.]

shots shots shots shots shots shots

[donald]

Prom haiku's:


Prom will be awesome
Don't fuck with dudes in a tux
Dance the night away


My date will put out
I won't even need rufees
My Tux turns her on

[donald]

Formal request for the following Shizzster's to come to prom:

Jesus Christ
Batman
Governor Jan Brewer
Mary

Mary was there last year, man, I haven't seen her post in awhile

[Jacki O.]

if the Brewer-nator shows up she might get some hot action from Donald

[Dez]

So tell me what you all are thinking for attire!?

[Dez]

P.S. I was stoked to find out my cousin Carrisa attended this last year and she will be coming again this year! YAY for me!