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[weener]

Yum yum.

[MikeyWretch]

Great fucking thread, Mikey!

Kudos.

Retracted from Mikey Wretch's 'Random Things' thread and transposed to this thread.

[Klatrymadon]

I read the thread title as Hairy Pub Quiz and thought "Sign me up!"

[Wizwars]

I don't mind hairy ladies. It used to weird out, but after being with Toadit for 4 years, I kinda had to get used to it. Now it doesn't bug me at all. In fact, I even like playing with her armpit hair.

Now granted, she's not mega hairy or anything cause she does shave occasionally (mostly during beach season). The only thing I request is a clean shaven crotch if she expects oral pleasure, 'cause I'm sorry, but that's gross. And I've totally offered to shave my pubes if she wanted it, but she's said a number of times that she doesn't, and I'm fat as fuck, thus making it a pain in the ass to shave pubes, so I'm only doing that shit by request.

[bob]

I think I'm sophisticated
'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody's multiplying
Till they're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
in the zoo man
'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
'Cos I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man
I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man
I'm an ape man
'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man
In man's evolution he has created the cities and
the motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
and I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
'Cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I look out my window, but I can't see the sky
'Cos the air pollution is
fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man
Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
and we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man.
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man.

[Jacki O.]

I think I'm sophisticated
'Cos I'm living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybody's multiplying
Till they're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
in the zoo man
'Cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
'Cos I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man
I'm an ape man I'm a King Kong man I'm ape ape man
I'm an ape man
'Cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man
In man's evolution he has created the cities and
the motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
and I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
'Cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I look out my window, but I can't see the sky
'Cos the air pollution is
fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man
Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I'll be your Tarzan, you'll be my Jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
and we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man.
I don't feel safe in this world no more
I don't want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man.

so yes?

[notacountry]

Oh where is that picture? Oh!


That's old school, you can tell from the long hairs on my head, and the chin(s). But I took it for another forum and they boo'd me off saying how gross and weird I was. Yay.
My armpit hair is about that length now.
I had to shave for my sisters wedding early December.
She didn't care 'bout my legs though, which is good, since they're virgin legs and would rather not experience hair removal.

[thebiggameover]

no thanks to pit hair

idk about leg hair

pubic hair, i dont mind but there is a limit...

[jeremx]

[Jacki O.]

that's gonna be me in Guaymas in two days

[rudolpho of pensacola]

i dont mind hairy pits/parts on chics as long as the chics arent annoying cunts.
and that they make me dinner and allow me to insert my penis into their vagina.

[Jacki O.]

my cunt will annoy the shit out of you



INSERT PENIS INTO VAGINA