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[Jacki O.]

2002 ps3

There was no ps3 in 2002. I'm calling bullshit on all of your stories.

it was a playstation, but not a ps3


all my stories are bullshit
my real name is steve

[weener]

I don't have any bad breakups or gross drinking stories.

Maybe I'm doing it wrong.

[the Wozz]

i was going to type up mine, but its WAYYY TOOO Long. I wouldn't read it.

Lets just say it ends with me being accused of some pretty heavy shit. Turns out all her ex-boyfriend/break up stories always end up with her being sexually assaulted. She's real classy like that.

[Juggs69]

i was going to type up mine, but its WAYYY TOOO Long. I wouldn't read it.

Lets just say it ends with me being accused of some pretty heavy shit. Turns out all her ex-boyfriend/break up stories always end up with her being sexually assaulted. She's real classy like that.

Yikes...I'd probably read this story. I'd like to psychoanalyze her.

[Big Jilm]

She called me up and asked if I wanted to go out and eat. I wasn't hungry but went with her to the ol' Perkin's in Tempe. I had a plate of fries and finally, in the parking lot she gave me the "friends" speech. We're still good! That is actually the worst. I have been blessedly free from drama in my life and hope to keep it that way.

[degrae]

The worst was Gina Dexter. Yep, 13 years old, she was friends with Dodie Schleiff and Dodie's big sisters. Gina was a peroxide blond who dressed and acted like Lita Ford. Her 15 year old brother used to like to steal his brother's car and drive us around. Gina kissed me like she owned me, made out with me and grabbed my junk and I was actually scared.
There were twin brother bullies in my junior high, Dennis and Danny Atterbury. Half Native American, half trailer trash they were the terror of my school and I had been making ground with looking them in the eye and not getting fucked with by them anymore.
All of the sudden, Dennis decided he was going to go after Gina. Fine by me, I didn't know what to do with all that action, but then the worst happened.
Dodie's Senior in High School sisters decided to take up my cause and kicked the shit out of Dennis in the alley behind Dodie's house. I heard they lifted him up by his hair and kicked him in the nuts until he cried. He was a little kid, and they were almost adults. There should have been charges filed. I was involved because Gina had a casual attraction to me, and I did not know what to do with it all. Dennis and Danny moved or something, Gina and Dodie moved or something, but I always felt an extra weight with relationships since then. I never heard from Gina after the alley incident. Disgusting.

[weener]

Dang, great story, Troy.

[degrae]

I wish it was actually a story. Teenagers are so dramatic that they create drama whether it's needed or not. Don't out me Dianne!

[fatguyaz]

this was a total bummer... i was on tour for a full two months and our van blew its engine in Florida. (we'd already gone up the west coast, across the whole US and down the east coast and were heading home.) So i was dating this girl who had the best tits! But i digress... she wasn't thrilled with me being on the road all the time, but it was a particularly hard tour that wasn't going great and we were both VERY excited to see each other when i got home. After the engine trouble, some of the band members stayed with the van (it was getting a new engine put in) and some of us flew home. I was one that flew home because i missed her so much. I have to BORROW money from my brother to get a plane ticket out of there. Well, the night i flew in, she picks me up and dumps me--- IN THE CAR--- on the way home from the fucking airport! She was letting me stay at her apartment with her the several months before tour so i could save up money for the road, so i had nowhere to live, now. She let me stay in her apartment for one night and i had to get out the next day. The only place i could find to crash was with a friend who lived in the apartment DIRECTLY NEXT DOOR to her. That was the first time a girl had ever broken up with me, and i didn't know why. I was a total mess for months, hearing her come home and trying to see her or if she had someone with her... i'm much better now!

[negicore]

I got a few, but here are the cliff note versions...


Girlfriend of five years, I call her while I am at school, she is clearly sleeping, a dude is over. That ended pretty much right there....I went and saw Avail the next day and honestly I can tell you more about that show then the break up itself.

A girl I was super into, said she was super into me, confided that she liked chicks. I told her that was cool, she said I didn't undertsand, she LIKES chicks. I repeated that it was cool. No, she ONLY likes chicks. Uuhhhh what did we JUST do???

And one that was me doing the dumping. The 1st girl I lived with was a terrible relationship, always fighting, never seeing eye to eye, many fights intertwined with huge moments of tensions. On New Years Day she said that she thought the new year would bring a new begining for us. I told her I agreed, and broke up her right then and there.

[Dez]

On New Years Day she said that she thought the new year would bring a new begining for us. I told her I agreed, and broke up her right then and there.

Ouch!

[Riders]

i was going to type up mine, but its WAYYY TOOO Long. I wouldn't read it.

Lets just say it ends with me being accused of some pretty heavy shit. Turns out all her ex-boyfriend/break up stories always end up with her being sexually assaulted. She's real classy like that.

Yikes...I'd probably read this story. I'd like to psychoanalyze her.

fixed

[donald]

I just heard this story from a co-worker who worked with a guy a few years back that this happened to.


This dude's wife was cheating on him with another dude without his knowledge.
She contracted some kind of genital wart type thing from the dude she was cheating with.

The sad part is not just that the husband also contracted this genital wart thing too, but I guess he went down on her and got it in his throat.

I guess the dude got the shit in his vocal chords and couldn't talk for two years till he finally found a specialist who lasered some of the shit off and he was able to speak again.

totally fucked up

[the Wozz]

I just heard this story from a co-worker who worked with a guy a few years back that this happened to.


This dude's wife was cheating on him with another dude without his knowledge.
She contracted some kind of genital wart type thing from the dude she was cheating with.

The sad part is not just that the husband also contracted this genital wart thing too, but I guess he went down on her and got it in his throat.

I guess the dude got the shit in his vocal chords and couldn't talk for two years till he finally found a specialist who lasered some of the shit off and he was able to speak again.

totally fucked up

[Jacki O.]

I just heard this story from a co-worker who worked with a guy a few years back that this happened to.


This dude's wife was cheating on him with another dude without his knowledge.
She contracted some kind of genital wart type thing from the dude she was cheating with.

The sad part is not just that the husband also contracted this genital wart thing too, but I guess he went down on her and got it in his throat.

I guess the dude got the shit in his vocal chords and couldn't talk for two years till he finally found a specialist who lasered some of the shit off and he was able to speak again.

totally fucked up