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[Rial]

I just heard this story from a co-worker who worked with a guy a few years back that this happened to.


This dude's wife was cheating on him with another dude without his knowledge.
She contracted some kind of genital wart type thing from the dude she was cheating with.

The sad part is not just that the husband also contracted this genital wart thing too, but I guess he went down on her and got it in his throat.

I guess the dude got the shit in his vocal chords and couldn't talk for two years till he finally found a specialist who lasered some of the shit off and he was able to speak again.

totally fucked up

when he could finally speak where his first words "we are over"

[mikemfer]

I just heard this story from a co-worker who worked with a guy a few years back that this happened to.


This dude's wife was cheating on him with another dude without his knowledge.
She contracted some kind of genital wart type thing from the dude she was cheating with.

The sad part is not just that the husband also contracted this genital wart thing too, but I guess he went down on her and got it in his throat.

I guess the dude got the shit in his vocal chords and couldn't talk for two years till he finally found a specialist who lasered some of the shit off and he was able to speak again.

totally fucked up

I don't know about that one. Was his dick in his throat? They call 'em genital warts because you get them on your genitals, right?

[Dez]

Right. And if you happen to be snacking on some warty tang or penis the virus can then be passed on into your mouth/throat orally.

*shudder* That's a really sad/gross story.

[Jacki O.]

I just heard this story from a co-worker who worked with a guy a few years back that this happened to.


This dude's wife was cheating on him with another dude without his knowledge.
She contracted some kind of genital wart type thing from the dude she was cheating with.

The sad part is not just that the husband also contracted this genital wart thing too, but I guess he went down on her and got it in his throat.

I guess the dude got the shit in his vocal chords and couldn't talk for two years till he finally found a specialist who lasered some of the shit off and he was able to speak again.

totally fucked up

when he could finally speak where his first words "we are over"

[Juggs69]

i was going to type up mine, but its WAYYY TOOO Long. I wouldn't read it.

Lets just say it ends with me being accused of some pretty heavy shit. Turns out all her ex-boyfriend/break up stories always end up with her being sexually assaulted. She's real classy like that.

Yikes...I'd probably read this story. I'd like to psychoanalyze her.

fixed

[mothrock]

Has anyone here ever used the "print" feature? I just noticed it.

Maybe I will print up my favorite threads and make a book.

[Dez]

Honestly, my worst break up's have been with friends. Since I've met and become happy in my love life, I have had two so called male friends chump out and reveal that they weren't really friends of mine to begin with and that they've only been around playing this supportive role in hopes of things playing out differently between us. I feel like a fool right now and wish that these people would have just been straight up from the beginning. I invested way to much time on what I thought was a solid friendship with these guys only to have it thrown away by fucks in sheeps clothing

[jeremx]

Honestly, my worst break up's have been with friends. Since I've met and become happy in my love life, I have had two so called male friends chump out and reveal that they weren't really friends of mine to begin with and that they've only been around playing this supportive role in hopes of things playing out differently between us. I feel like a fool right now and wish that these people would have just been straight up from the beginning. I invested way to much time on what I thought was a solid friendship with these guys only to have it thrown away by fucks in sheeps clothing

www.laddertheory.com could have been your friend.

[Dez]

Every time you have posted that I always thought it was bullshit and now I see I was wrong.

Apparently I asked for this by being nice also construed as flirting. So from now on I'll just treat guys like shit or just ignore them completely just so we don't get our signals crossed.

[differently biotic]

douchebag #1.1 - we dated for about six months then sent me a text message one night "I've had a girlfriend this whole time and I didn't tell you because my relationships never last that long." He still emails me from time to time to say hi. whatevzski

the "nice guy" - we dated on and off before he moved away, then I took all my birthday money to fly out to see if we wanted to pursue a long distance relationship. There was a weird goodbye of what would have been the dreamiest weekend together, weeks later of silence he sent me an IM that just said "I can't be with you anymore because I am never comfortable around you". Surprise to me since we couldn't keep our hands of eachother. He's now married.

asshat 2.0 - We were friends that developed into us both wanting more. He had a girlfriend so I told him I could only be friends w/ him but if he broke up w/ her than it was so on. Well, he said he did, so we started to see eachother. One day he says he's having a horrible day. I ask why. He says "I had another fight with the GF, like usual, I hate her" My jaw was on the floor. He still tries to contact me every so often. I think he's marrying that gf now too.

Liar - Not my usual type of guy but I was looking for a real nice guy and not putting so much importance on physical attraction. Well, we date for six months when he starts being weird, not his usual open self. I go to a bar we go to a lot on a day that I don't usually go and he always says he is working (he's an emt). I use the restroom, and when I come out I literally almost run into him... and his girlfriend he's had the whole time. Nice huh.

[Dez]

Those are so wack! Dudes suck! I'm going to have try and not like take this out on my dude when I get home haha UGH

[jeremx]

i was just thinking that it'd be funny if you were breaking up with someone because they did you wrong (cheated, etc) and just bought their name dot com and then just making a giant-fonted, flashing "fuck you bitch! it's over!" in the center of the website you pointed it to. ha ha then you could throw it on your facebook, twitter, etc for everyone to see. lol pretty sure you wouldnt get in trouble because you're not committing libel.

Defamation—also called calumny, vilification, slander (for transitory statements), and libel (for written, broadcast, or otherwise published words)—is the communication of a statement that makes a claim, expressly stated or implied to be factual, that may give an individual, business, product, group, government, or nation a negative image. It is usually, but not always,[1] a requirement that this claim be false and that the publication is communicated to someone other than the person defamed (the claimant).

yeah.. probably legit. ha ha

tia, if you need to buy any domain names.. you let me know. lol

[Jacki O.]

www.laddertheory.com could have been your friend.

you love this fucking site don't you?!?!

or



you own it!


either way you it!!!!

[differently biotic]

bah!

is it a break up if it was just casual dating, like beginning stages of getting to know someone to see if you want a relationship? (the ones I posted were that)

out of high school I only have two real relationships to list. One I was w/ the guy for 8 years and he sucks. I hope I never see him again. The other, is my squeeze now. He rules.

[degrae]

Never break up slow. The stupidest breakups are the slow, "oh this sucks but I've invested so much in them" breakups. If your pal wants you to have a better life, they will try to quit sucking or they will move along. Want an engaging intelligent person to be with? Want your High School dream. Don't fuckin' lie! Tell your casual acquaintence what you are actually going to do, and chances are it will turn them on, make them better for ya.Be mysterious to people that don't deserve the truth. Be truthfull to people that share with you. If they don't get it move fast and let them find a different victim. You are never wrong if you trust yourself, if you are still wandering in your mind be straight about it, because everyone understands that, except for that twenty minutes that it takes to explain it to them. During THOSE twenty minutes they always act like "c'mon baby, didn't I ring yer bell on several occasions?"
And you say yep, you did, but my freedom is worth 2 million dollars, or more, and I can ring my own bell.This is why breakups are the best, because they lead to personal freedom. It is also how you know your in the right hands, your partner wants you to always feel freedom, because they trust you, with cause.