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[donald]

I don't know what in the hell happened, I think it's the leftovers I have been eating: Barbecue Chicken, Potatos Carrots and Green Chili.

In the past I had always been able to let them rip, without issue and get no complaints, I have always felt safe enough in my cubicle at work to do this. Until this week


Twice this week after lunch (eating said leftovers) I have emitted such an order from my body that when people walk by they look like they are getting attacked by a swarm of bees. I of course, find this quite embarrassing and wanted to know how most people deal with this.

My parents always told me to go to the bathroom to make fluffies, but never really listened, I feel it a waste of time to walk half way across a building just to do this, but I also understand that my poor co-workers will probably kill me if I don't.

Has anyone else had this issue, and how did you deal with it?

[Tender Lad]

I let 'em fly. Depending on who's around I might go for high decibel levels.

[fatguyaz]

you stink. I can smell you from here.

[donald]

I didn't also explain, I sit next to a very very nice woman in her 50's who has never once complained about the stench.

If I was in a work place of just dudes, I wouldn't care as much, but I work with quite a few women as well. I don't know if you guys truly understand how bad these are.

There are of a truly gastronomically violent nature indeed.

[Tender Lad]

I've got a cube next to males and females. I don't get your point.

[mancopter]

I'm another one who rips em in the bathroom. I can't bring myself to do it in public while indoors.

Also, I am very bad at predicting what odor I am about to make.

[Dez]

!!!

Well I'd say to be courteous men you should buy some sort of neutralizing air spray. Rancid smells in the office are the worst. Give a hoot and spray after your toot!

[donald]

I've got a cube next to males and females. I don't get your point.

Your last statement made me think harder on this, and I believe it to be more of an issue of respect.
The lady I sit next too is very smart, very nice lady who I respect as a person and co-worker. If she was a dude, I would probably feel the same way.

Out of respect, I don't want certain other people smelling my insides and/or dying from lack of oxygen. Although I like getting attention, this is not the kind of attention I want in the workplace.


I will probably just start hanging out in the smoke area, those people can't smell anything anyways right?

!!!

Well I'd say to be courteous men you should by some sort of neutralizing air spray. Rancid smells in the office are the worst. Give a hoot and spray after your toot!

I think we have a winner, I didn't even think of air freshener!!!

[John MFer]

Especially after eating I am guilty of these too. Luckily I have my own office - but occasionally someone will come in and talk to me too soon after I've let one fly.

[Tender Lad]

I must be a real dick, sometimes I'll seek out someone to drop one on.

[unluckycharm]

send this man to afghanistan, take that al quaida

[dharma_bum]

http://www.amazinggr...ood-powder.html

[mikemfer]

Bored? Want some attention? Cut a fart and watch the hottest chick in the office suddenly have an urgent need to stand close to you!

[MrAwesome]

hide some rancid smelling stuff in someone else's cubicle. let them be the smelly one. that way you seem better by comparison.

[thebiggameover]

someone on the shizz, a long ass time ago, said to do it in the copy room, so the fans will blow it away.....