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[Tender Lad]

crop dusting is when you fart while you are walking and leave a trail

Firebombing might not be the right term, but I just stay put and don't walk around spreading the love, if you know what I mean.

how about "creating a local atmosphere"?

The best work bathroom story I have is from my old internship. A friend of mine worked there so we were chummy all the time. A bunch of us went to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet, and my friend and I were complaining about our bowel aches from excess pizza. We get back to the office and he darts to the bathroom. When he gets back to his desk he IMs me and says "You better get in there before someone else does." So I heed his advice and open the door to the stall to be greeted by a toilet bowl full of nasty pizza shits. Of course I cracked up at this sight, and was proud of my friend for taking such a huge risk on pranking me.

When I read "You better get in there before someone else does." I was thinking, Blumpkin?

[Jacki O.]

crop dusting is when you fart while you are walking and leave a trail

Firebombing might not be the right term, but I just stay put and don't walk around spreading the love, if you know what I mean.

how about "creating a local atmosphere"?

The best work bathroom story I have is from my old internship. A friend of mine worked there so we were chummy all the time. A bunch of us went to the Pizza Hut lunch buffet, and my friend and I were complaining about our bowel aches from excess pizza. We get back to the office and he darts to the bathroom. When he gets back to his desk he IMs me and says "You better get in there before someone else does." So I heed his advice and open the door to the stall to be greeted by a toilet bowl full of nasty pizza shits. Of course I cracked up at this sight, and was proud of my friend for taking such a huge risk on pranking me.

When I read "You better get in there before someone else does." I was thinking, Blumpkin?

that's always your first thought tenderlad

[raubhimself]

i found that a certain coworker of mine would make big loud comments every time i farted around him like "That shit smelled like HOT DIRT!!" or "OH GOD!! Sounded like a broken condom rattling around in there!". so i would save them for when he was around. he never repeated himself twice.

This is the kind of revolt against professionalism that our country needs. Why is it that outside of work we are all real people who can laugh at farts, but as soon as we enter the work place we flip off the humor switch? Professionalism is just a concept that stifles our individuality and our true inner nature. I say, from this day forth, shit freely and without embarrassment! Laugh at funny farts! You may not be able to loosen your tie, but you can still loosen your bowels!

[Tender Lad]

i found that a certain coworker of mine would make big loud comments every time i farted around him like "That shit smelled like HOT DIRT!!" or "OH GOD!! Sounded like a broken condom rattling around in there!". so i would save them for when he was around. he never repeated himself twice.

This is the kind of revolt against professionalism that our country needs. Why is it that outside of work we are all real people who can laugh at farts, but as soon as we enter the work place we flip off the humor switch? Professionalism is just a concept that stifles our individuality and our true inner nature. I say, from this day forth, shit freely and without embarrassment! Laugh at funny farts! You may not be able to loosen your tie, but you can still loosen your bowels!

I'm way ahead of you brotha.

[jeremx]

When I read "You better get in there before someone else does." I was thinking, Blumpkin?

what should i do with reverseblumpkin.com?

[Tender Lad]

When I read "You better get in there before someone else does." I was thinking, Blumpkin?

what should i do with reverseblumpkin.com?

Share it with the world.

[John MFer]

Dear Abby, I had roast beef for lunch and now my office smells like rotten eggs mixed with sulfur.

[robofish]

One of the flight attendants I work with is quite
proud of his crop dusting sessions in the back of
the plane.  In the cockpit I hold back, cuz you
never know what the other person in there might
have had for breakfast.