46 replies to this topic

[chalupacabra]

Okay I couldnt hold back anymore! Here is a pic of my big dick!

NSFW!!!!

none bigger my friend

[azwestdevil72]

Okay I couldnt hold back anymore! Here is a pic of my big dick!

NSFW!!!!

none bigger my friend

Are you sure? You haven't seen my dick.

[fatguyaz]

[Jacki O.]

hahahahahahahaha +1

i hope those are phoenix cocks!


actually i take that back. i hope those are small cocks from Dallas. Palin doesn't deserve big cocks!

[Tender Lad]

That just made my day.

[Rocquero]

at first, i thought the numbers on the map were the average sizes.

i was all like, "it must suck being a lady in boston."




too... big.

[Lt. Dizzle!]

at first, i thought the numbers on the map were the average sizes.

i was all like, "it must suck being a lady in boston."




too... big.

wait, they are NOT the average size?

[Jacki O.]

no they are the ranking!
1 = the biggest
15 = the smallest

[soudou]

I'm pretty sure Ohio State is throwing off the curve for Columbus. An inordinate number of huge dicks reside there. Of course, it's already been stated that BEING a big dick does not necessarily = HAVING a big dick

[weener]

They should do penis-size surveys on message boards and post the results. Ya know, The Shizz vs. AZPunk vs. ArizonaHardcore vs. ArizonaSka.

[Shervz0r]

Hey, length is only one thing, what about girth? Eh? EH?????

No wonder the women around here are so grumpy. Time to sharpen ye olde Persian Scimitar and get to work

[weener]

The authentic penis size preference chart

Looks about right, though I can only guess at what my preferences would be. I haven't been acquainted with many dicks.

[Jacki O.]

am i reading that chart correctly?

6 inches in circumference and 8 inches in length is perfect?

that seems awfully meaty to me...6 inches in circumference? yowza

Now, i've had a lot of experience with dicks (not to brag or anything) and i like a nice 7-8" length with a 2-2 1/2" diameter. those are the magic numbers

also this:

[Shervz0r]

am i reading that chart correctly?

6 inches in circumference and 8 inches in length is perfect?

that seems awfully meaty to me...6 inches in circumference? yowza

Now, i've had a lot of experience with dicks (not to brag or anything) and i like a nice 7-8" length with a 2-2 1/2" diameter. those are the magic numbers

also this:

Well, with a diameter of 2.25 (average of your preference range) you get 2.25 * 2 * pi / 2 = 7 inch circumference, so you do enjoy the meaty ones!

[Jacki O.]

am i reading that chart correctly?

6 inches in circumference and 8 inches in length is perfect?

that seems awfully meaty to me...6 inches in circumference? yowza

Now, i've had a lot of experience with dicks (not to brag or anything) and i like a nice 7-8" length with a 2-2 1/2" diameter. those are the magic numbers

also this:

Well, with a diameter of 2.25 (average of your preference range) you get 2.25 * 2 * pi / 2 = 7 inch circumference, so you do enjoy the meaty ones!

wow i guess i do then!

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