46 replies to this topic

[raubhimself]

Hey, length is only one thing, what about girth? Eh? EH?????

A dick shaped like a can of Skoal is not sexy.

[mancopter]

Hey, length is only one thing, what about girth? Eh? EH?????

A dick shaped like a can of Skoal is not sexy.

[Jacki O.]

Hey, length is only one thing, what about girth? Eh? EH?????

A dick shaped like a can of Skoal is not sexy.

so sez the straight dude

it all depends on the size of the final destination

[Dez]

Nerd penis!

[weener]

I think that 6" in circumference is about average. Nice and meaty, but not terribly so.

[Jacki O.]

Nerd penis!

great band name!

[Lt. Dizzle!]

so having a cheese wheel is too much?

[bethvg82]

The authentic penis size preference chart

Looks about right, though I can only guess at what my preferences would be. I haven't been acquainted with many dicks.

HAHAHAHAHA! To think...I could've gone through my entire life never knowing this existed. I feel enlightened. Thank you theshizz.org

[bethvg82]

from our PoolBoy blog:

So Condomania, a custom condom and sex toy retailer, just released some data on America's penis sizes.




According to Condomania, they collected data from their sales database from over 27,000 men and have presented their findings by city and state.


* Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
* Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming [Utah is #2 lowest.]
* Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
* Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
* Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
* Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger.
* Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3″ in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10″ in Length
* Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5″ in Length, 50% are Between 5″ and 6″ in Length and 25% are Longer than 6″ in Length



Phoenix is ranked in the top 5 for penis size.

well done gentlemen, well done.

I'm filled with pride knowing I live in such a great city!

[Dez]

so having a cheese wheel is too much?

haha cheese dick!

*they're the opening act for Nerd Penis*

[Lt. Dizzle!]

"now 'coming' to the stage; CHEESE WHEEL DICK!"

[jeremx]

IT'S A HAVARTI PARTY WITH MY MONSTER MUENSTER!

[donald]

from our PoolBoy blog:

So Condomania, a custom condom and sex toy retailer, just released some data on America's penis sizes.




According to Condomania, they collected data from their sales database from over 27,000 men and have presented their findings by city and state.


* Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
* Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming [Utah is #2 lowest.]
* Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
* Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
* Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
* Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger.
* Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3″ in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10″ in Length
* Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5″ in Length, 50% are Between 5″ and 6″ in Length and 25% are Longer than 6″ in Length



Phoenix is ranked in the top 5 for penis size.

well done gentlemen, well done.

I'm filled with pride knowing I live in such a great city!

literally

[The Other 49]

I read this as cooks of America. This make me less hungry.