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[chalupacabra]

http://www.punknews.org/article/38100

This is the highlight:

Do Stars honestly think that by denying the state their brand of dreamy pop that they're going to force the governor's hand?

What does he know. I man, Jan Brewer posts here so she's obviously familiar with Stars. She's probably assembling a meeting of her top advisors to address the situation, never realizing this harmless bill would come to this. Frankly, I feel bad for her.

i fucking love the stars!
elevator love letter is my jam

wait. are there any illegal people in that band?

They are Canadian. Be on the look out for white people with stupid accents.

[marty]

she must not have any girlfriends to tell her that she shouldn't show her neck/cleavage area. Take a fashion cue from Diane Keaton.

my milkshake brings all the white boys to the yard

its more like a white paste that brings all crack heads.

[The Governor]

http://www.punknews.org/article/38100

This is the highlight:

Do Stars honestly think that by denying the state their brand of dreamy pop that they're going to force the governor's hand?

What does he know. I man, Jan Brewer posts here so she's obviously familiar with Stars. She's probably assembling a meeting of her top advisors to address the situation, never realizing this harmless bill would come to this. Frankly, I feel bad for her.

i fucking love the stars!
elevator love letter is my jam

wait. are there any illegal people in that band?

They are Canadian. Be on the look out for white people with stupid accents.

canadians are hardworking people with strong family values. they believe in jesus. some of them even speak english. they can be here.

[Tony]

she must not have any girlfriends to tell her that she shouldn't show her neck/cleavage area. Take a fashion cue from Diane Keaton.

my milkshake brings all the white boys to the yard

good to have you back, jan.

[The Governor]

she must not have any girlfriends to tell her that she shouldn't show her neck/cleavage area. Take a fashion cue from Diane Keaton.

my milkshake brings all the white boys to the yard

good to have you back, jan.

thanks for your support Tony

Brewer for Governor 2010-2150 oops i mean 2015
you know you want it

[The Governor]

no one knows this but i am immortal.

i was touched by this guy named jacob after my pirate ship crashed onto an island in the south pacific.

also i hate brown people. they age so much better.

[differently biotic]

no one knows this but i am immortal.

i was touched by this guy named jacob after my pirate ship crashed onto an island in the south pacific.

also i hate brown people. they age so much better.

sour grapes because you never experience latin lovins? Once you go brown you'll never have a frown.

[The Governor]

here's my poll

500 people were polled by telephone

that = 70% of the state in favor of this bill

suck it

[The Governor]

im running for re-election this year!

if i get elected (which i will) my term will end in 2015!

5 more years!
imagine what i can do!

i've only been governor since January of 2009 and look at what i've done for you already:

- I cut the state's domestic partner benefits program for state employees
- I cut KidsCare saving the state from having to pay for healthcare for over 40,000 poor children.
- I made it legal to carry your gun into bars (YOURE WELCOME)
- I cut the Arizona Health Care Cost Containment System which was providing health insurance to 310,000 people that were too stupid to get a better paying job to buy health insurance
- I made it state law that slutty women have to wait 24 hours before having an abortion so they can pray to god that their slutty souls dont go to hell, teenage sluts under 18 have to get notarized consent before they can get harrassed at a planned parenthood
- I prevented planned parenthood from having a booth at the state run healthy community forum, i dont want them passing around information to people about this so called "Safe sex" or "birth control" or encouraging women to continue to be sluts
- I sold the state capital building to a private company


god what else do you poor people want me to do for you? i am cleansing this state of brown people! what else?

you all sound like my children
"mommy i'm hungry"
"mommy i got hit by a car"
"mommy you dont listen to me"
"mommy don't hurt me"

ugh
get over yourselves and get jobs. you are all degenerates.

[Quezo]

You better watch it GOV(lite), us brown peoples might mistake you for a chicharrone.

NomNomNomNom.

"Blech. Mommy, this fried pigskin tastes like racism"

[The Governor]

ok look
i've never said i hate brown people.

my gardener is a brown person, my cook is a brown person, the guys that built my house were brown people, my children's nannies were brown people.

how can i hate the people that raised my children?

but i do hate 1 brown person.
Obama.

this is all his fault and he knows it. he never returns my calls or texts. he never replies to my emails, he never retweets me or comments on my facebook page and i comment on his all the time!

i just want him to notice me.

[mancopter]

You better watch it GOV(lite), us brown peoples might mistake you for a chicharrone.

NomNomNomNom.

"Blech. Mommy, this fried pigskin tastes like racism"

Now i want some pork rinds.

(That's what us non-browns call 'em.)

[The Governor]

and now you are suing me!





im outy 2000 from this message board.

i have to go sign some shit - guess what? Beastiality? Gonna be legal now. Pearce wants to fuck his horse and he's as American as fuck so he should get to do what he wants.

i'll call you later tony

[Jacki O.]

hey guys what's going on in-

OH MY GOD