I got one from the T in Boston....
I watched this small asian woman board the train with a bunch of bags from the market. One bag had this huge fish in it, it was probably 2.5 to 3 feet long, no shit. She gets off the same stop as I, and no shit the fish starts flopping around in the bag. She calmly puts all her bags down, pulls the fish out of the bag, and beats it against the platform till it stopped. Amazing. My dad, who was with me, says he cracks up every time he passes that stop thinking about this 4'3" lady slapping a nearly 3' fish on the platform.
that is awesome
yea awesome!