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#16 azwestdevil72

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Posted 30 June 2010 - 10:40 PM

I would totally buy a copy of Gray's Sports Almanac, 1950-2000,travel to may past self of 25 years ago, and give it to myself.

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Yeah, the "can't someone just pay me to look for cool shit?" is the best part of the job... Hiking around the southern AZ desert as a college kid looking for archaic projectile points (helping a grad student on her diss project) is what sold me on the whole idea. I'm finishing up a Ph.D. program at ASU, pretty well burnt out on the whole discipline by this point. I mean, I still love the topic and related historical/anthropological/sociological issues, BUT academia in general and institutions like ASU specifically make me want to blow my brains out. I've been groomed to become a professor, but have no interest in pursuing that route... Over the last 12-13 years mostly I've worked for private companies doing CRM (salvage) work here in AZ and neighboring states. Currently I work for a couple professors over at ASU (BOOORING - but it beats swinging a pick/shovel in the summer in Phoenix). My modest computer skills (programming & database/document management & remote sensing/GIS) are rather rare in archaeology, which has got me a lot more work over the past few years than my fieldwork experience. Ideally someday relatively soon I'll move into a research faculty position somewhere in the southwest or CA, and get to focus coding models/simulations to help better understand some of the major concerns of the discipline (I'm specifically interested modeling the evolution of early market-based economies) and help better interpret the mundane data (pottery, chipped stone, etc) we've collected. That's the short version, anyway :-)

That is so great you are finishing a PhD! Keep pursuing it, and take it from someone who wishes they did the same!

I also work for ASU as support staff, and like you I have some degree of tech skills (as very modest as those skills are, I still am paid far less than fair market value~but I am certainly not complaining cuz I am just grateful to have a job right now!), and totally know what you are talking about with the ASU academia environment. If the public only knew of the unprofessional pettiness, squabbling, and back biting that goes on behind closed doors, the double dipping of retired faculty who come back as "consultants," incompetents who waste thousands on equipment they don't need (as in researchers buying new laptops every year because they have grant money to burn, while still hording last year's model and allowing their son\daughter to use ASU property at home rather than sharing it with other less well-funded programs within their own college), or even just the grossly over paid salaries of some faculty who never show up and claim to be "working remotely" on some beach in San Diego, while their assistants\staff who barely make minimum wage do all the work for them, so that these faculty can get all the credit AND pay increases~even in a time where pay increases for state workers are NOT supposed to happen. Yeah, don't get me started. It is sad how one can be soured on a discipline one truly loves, because of the politics, pecking order, and petty fiefdoms created by eccentric tenured baby-boomer faculty who think they are royalty. I did not study in the anthropology field, but one of my undergrad degrees is history~ a somewhat related field, with a similar academic environment. Unfortunately, I have not yet pursued grad work in history, a subject which I love, partly because of the politics I've witnessed, and it kind of turned me off.
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#17 unluckycharm

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Posted 01 July 2010 - 09:00 AM

time travel IS possible. Cher wondered about it years ago: (again, she's scantily clad, so not sure what rules are about NSFW, but, just a large g-string).



Besides Cher, i think it really is possible with the right equipment.

Cher's always asking the big questions!

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#18 jhealy

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 03:06 AM

aw, jim gets it i would begin again, if i had the chance. by the water. if cher was there i bet she could teach us. but beach with my buddies sounds good.
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#19 urvile

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 05:36 AM

I'd go back to last Thursday night so I could pay my phone bill on time
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#20 Paragon

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Posted 03 July 2010 - 08:47 PM

Sorry for the offtopic post, but apparently you can't receive PMs, donald. Just want to let you know somehow!
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#21 fatguyaz

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Posted 04 July 2010 - 12:50 PM

Sorry for the offtopic post, but apparently you can't receive PMs, donald. Just want to let you know somehow!


You mean, you'd go back in time and make sure Donald would always be able to receive PMs?

GOOD ANSWER!
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#22 joe.distort

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Posted 05 July 2010 - 12:51 PM

Probably stop Legion from killing Charles Xavier.

i love you now.
BUT THEN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN THE AGE OF APOCALYPSE????????
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#23 JRC

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 12:54 PM

I misread this, I thought it was Who would you do . . .

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You can train me Angela, I'll be your doggy.
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#24 MrAwesome

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Posted 20 February 2011 - 09:41 PM

time travel IS possible. Cher wondered about it years ago: (again, she's scantily clad, so not sure what rules are about NSFW, but, just a large g-string).



Besides Cher, i think it really is possible with the right equipment.


The guitarist in this video is her son. GROSS!
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#25 Ninjaneer

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 09:33 AM

See the following bands/musicians play:
Joy Division
Godflesh
Napalm Death (when Mick Harris was their drummer)
Head of David
Killing Joke
Cocteau Twins
Iggy and the Stooges
Black Sabbath (Ozzy era)
Edith Piaf
Benny Goodman
The Beatles
Throbbing Gristle
Coil
Wilson Pickett
Sam Cooke
Otis Redding
David Bowie
Dean Martin
The Jesus and Mary Chain
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#26 jeremx

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 10:02 AM

i wouldn't have dated that stripper. :angry:
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#27 fatguyaz

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 01:07 PM

i wouldn't have dated that stripper. :angry:


oh man, you never DATE a stripper.
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#28 MikeyWretch

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Posted 21 February 2011 - 01:10 PM

I would go and make sure help got to Chris Farley before he died.
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#29 weener

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Posted 22 February 2011 - 04:43 PM

I misread this, I thought it was Who would you do . . .

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You can train me Angela, I'll be your doggy.


I'd go back in time and push her in front of a bus.

Louise Brooks, too.
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#30 Innk

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Posted 23 February 2011 - 08:54 AM

I would go back in time and do everything you guys said you would do... BEFORE you do it.
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