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[Jacki O.]

Is the aroma in your office right now grinding any gears? Lubing them?

my office smells fantastic because i left the windows open all night so it could air out after our sweaty man orgy we had.

i would be into this but i know that tony doesn't like camping or pickles (wtf i know right? ) and that knowledge is just not turning me on right now

i gotta do something to keep the ladies at bay. can you imagine how hectic my life would be if i actually did enjoy pickles and camping? there would be trim everywhere. i'd have to wear a hazmat suit to keep the juices off my sweater vest.

but you have to blame it on camping and pickles?!?! they are my best friends!

[Tender Lad]

Is the aroma in your office right now grinding any gears? Lubing them?

my office smells fantastic because i left the windows open all night so it could air out after our sweaty man orgy we had.

i would be into this but i know that tony doesn't like camping or pickles (wtf i know right? ) and that knowledge is just not turning me on right now

i gotta do something to keep the ladies at bay. can you imagine how hectic my life would be if i actually did enjoy pickles and camping? there would be trim everywhere. i'd have to wear a hazmat suit to keep the juices off my sweater vest.

Pretty sure I got some juices on everyone last night.

[Jacki O.]

Is the aroma in your office right now grinding any gears? Lubing them?

my office smells fantastic because i left the windows open all night so it could air out after our sweaty man orgy we had.

i would be into this but i know that tony doesn't like camping or pickles (wtf i know right? ) and that knowledge is just not turning me on right now

i gotta do something to keep the ladies at bay. can you imagine how hectic my life would be if i actually did enjoy pickles and camping? there would be trim everywhere. i'd have to wear a hazmat suit to keep the juices off my sweater vest.

Pretty sure I got some juices on everyone last night.

looks like Tender Lad found a loophole in your anti-camping and pickles campaign tony.

baloney pony tony!

[Tony]

Is the aroma in your office right now grinding any gears? Lubing them?

my office smells fantastic because i left the windows open all night so it could air out after our sweaty man orgy we had.

i would be into this but i know that tony doesn't like camping or pickles (wtf i know right? ) and that knowledge is just not turning me on right now

i gotta do something to keep the ladies at bay. can you imagine how hectic my life would be if i actually did enjoy pickles and camping? there would be trim everywhere. i'd have to wear a hazmat suit to keep the juices off my sweater vest.

but you have to blame it on camping and pickles?!?! they are my best friends!

i'm not blaming anything on camping or pickles.

i just happen to despise them. if that dries you up, so be it.

here's a short list of other things i don't like (aka, "grinds my gears" just so we can stay on topic):
olives
yellow mustard
canned tuna fish
people who put bread in the refrigerator
everyone who comments on AZCentral
sitcoms with a laugh track
the fact that printer ink is so expensive
the tea party movement
sore throats
temperatures above 105
the size of airplane bathrooms
that weird fashion trend from earlier this century where all girls going out to a bar or club would wear tight black pants, a pastel shirt, and a little tiny backpack purse

i think that covers it.

looks like Tender Lad found a loophole in your anti-camping and pickles campaign tony.

baloney pony tony!

my dislike of pickles and camping turns you off. it obviously impacts TL differently.

[Tender Lad]

Is the aroma in your office right now grinding any gears? Lubing them?

my office smells fantastic because i left the windows open all night so it could air out after our sweaty man orgy we had.

i would be into this but i know that tony doesn't like camping or pickles (wtf i know right? ) and that knowledge is just not turning me on right now

i gotta do something to keep the ladies at bay. can you imagine how hectic my life would be if i actually did enjoy pickles and camping? there would be trim everywhere. i'd have to wear a hazmat suit to keep the juices off my sweater vest.

Pretty sure I got some juices on everyone last night.

looks like Tender Lad found a loophole in your anti-camping and pickles campaign tony.

baloney pony tony!

Tony likes my pickle.

[differently biotic]

...that weird fashion trend from earlier this century where all girls going out to a bar or club would wear tight black pants, a pastel shirt, and a little tiny backpack purse
...

I must have missed that trend. hahaha sounds funny.

[negicore]

...that weird fashion trend from earlier this century where all girls going out to a bar or club would wear tight black pants, a pastel shirt, and a little tiny backpack purse
...

I must have missed that trend. hahaha sounds funny.

This just reminded me of a story from way back that sort of has to do with this, sort of doesn't...

There was this really annoying girl that hung out with common friends of mine in CT. She always had this backpack/purse thing that looked like a teddy bear. The girls I was friends with always hated it, and gave her shit for it. One day she got jumped, not by anyone we knew, some gangsta chicks, and the took the bag, emptied it, and told her they were taking it as a favor to her, to show they weren't all bad. even the cops that she gave a statement to, laughed at that part.

[donald]

...that weird fashion trend from earlier this century where all girls going out to a bar or club would wear tight black pants, a pastel shirt, and a little tiny backpack purse
...

I must have missed that trend. hahaha sounds funny.

This just reminded me of a story from way back that sort of has to do with this, sort of doesn't...

There was this really annoying girl that hung out with common friends of mine in CT. She always had this backpack/purse thing that looked like a teddy bear. The girls I was friends with always hated it, and gave her shit for it. One day she got jumped, not by anyone we knew, some gangsta chicks, and the took the bag, emptied it, and told her they were taking it as a favor to her, to show they weren't all bad. even the cops that she gave a statement to, laughed at that part.

I kinda feel bad, but I think I would have laughed too if I was one of the cops

[differently biotic]

What if that teddy bear bag had crazy sentimental attachment for her?

mean spirited.

[Quezo]

What if that teddy bear bag had crazy sentimental attachment for her?

mean spirited.

I'm with DB on this one. I've been that person too many times to not have empathy for her. sad

[weener]

Camping has got to be one of my least preferred activities of all time.

Pickles, however, are delicious.

[Jacki O.]

Camping has got to be one of my least preferred activities of all time.

Pickles, however, are delicious.

boo

and

yay!

[differently biotic]

I love camping and I only like my pickles spicy.

[negicore]

What if that teddy bear bag had crazy sentimental attachment for her?

mean spirited.

What can I say I am mean spirited!

[JJames]

Camping has got to be one of my least preferred activities of all time.

Pickles, however, are delicious.

we are exact opposites on these subjects.

Im an eaglescout that fucking hates pickes


you know what else grinds my gears? When john Mccain talks on the radio and i cant hear anything except how much he whistles through his teeth as he talks. when old people whistle when they talk I have the urge to kill.