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#1 skeksis

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:22 AM

I haven't got details, but have heard from someone I trust that there's been some armed robberies of downtown kids latetly. Happens at night, dudes riding alone on their fixed gears are approached by a guy driving a car - who happens to sport the hipster look himself - and he pulls a gun on them and steals their fixie.

SO the lesson (I guess) being to take care and don't ride alone at night if you have a nice bike :-)

I'll post if I can get a better description of the guy or his car.
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#2 jeremx

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:23 AM

I haven't got details, but have heard from someone I trust that there's been some armed robberies of downtown kids latetly. Happens at night, dudes riding alone on their fixed gears are approached by a guy driving a car - who happens to sport the hipster look himself - and he pulls a gun on them and steals their fixie.

SO the lesson (I guess) being to take care and don't ride alone at night if you have a nice bike :-)

I'll post if I can get a better description of the guy or his car.


wow. i'm usually all for effin' with hipsters but that's a little much.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:29 AM

This is shitty.
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#4 Jacki O.

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:39 AM

so this is what it has come to huh? Hipsters stealing from hipsters!
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:42 AM

'I ride a single gear, man. Not a fixie.'
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#6 JRC

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:43 AM

We must start a charity/information campaign.
Get Sally Struthers to do an info-mertial.
"Only YOU can stop these poor hipsters from turning to a life of crime . . ."

But, yea, weird + creepy + bad.
Someone's gunna wind up hurt, spread the word.
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#7 MikeyWretch

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 09:46 AM

getting held up at gun point is fucking scary.

I know hipsters are fun to make fun of but still just heard about a dude that was shot in the face for his bike in Texas.

Oh and single gears look like fixed wheel so watch out yalls
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 11:06 AM

no one wants my $89.99 schwinn special from target. ha
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 12:12 PM

Its hard fitting all those Pistas in the back of my Insight.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 12:27 PM

why doesn't the thief just do the right thing and run them over
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#11 Tender Lad

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Posted 30 September 2010 - 01:03 PM

why doesn't the thief just do the right thing and run them over

Because it de-values the bike. I think this is obvious.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 01:03 PM

he/she should just hold up an urban outfitters. they sell fixies now
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 01:06 PM

SO the lesson (I guess) being to take care and don't ride alone at night if you have a nice bike :-)


I think the lesson is not to ride a fixed gear...
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 01:10 PM

I think if anyone had asked me what a fixie was before reading this thread, my first guess would have been something to do with post-op trans-sexuals. I'm not hip on the lingo you kids use these days.
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Posted 30 September 2010 - 02:01 PM

why doesn't the thief just do the right thing and run them over

Because it de-values the bike. I think this is obvious.


value of a fixed gear bike < value of a dead fixed gear rider
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