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[Jacki O.]

So i go into the break room/kitchen at my office this morning and see this on the fridge:





so i open the fridge (ya know because i'm all "There should be no gender-specific food! all food should be equal! Feminism!")

and i see this on the top shelf above some nasty looking philly cheese steaks-in-a-box:




apparently man food at my office means a baby tarantula, a small scorpion and one giant mutherfucking scorpion in ziplocks



here's my man hand for reference:

[HNIC]

High protein diet.

[Jacki O.]

baby scorpion





giant mother:

[mancopter]

I like that you were goaded into discovering this with gender stereotypes.

[Jacki O.]

I like that you were goaded into discovering this with gender stereotypes.

it's the only way to get me to do things

[donald]

HAHAHAHAHA



man, I should do this, but we don't have any feminists where I work


or they are too scared to say anything, which defeats the purpose of being feminist.

[JJames]

do you work with Bear Grylls or something?

[Jacki O.]

do you work with Bear Grylls or something?

haha
yeah kinda, but way way nerdier

[Lt. Dizzle!]

i thought i was gonna see this:



or some type of discussion about why men like certain foods, like beer battered fried chicken and whatever.

[Jacki O.]

i thought i was gonna see this:

so did i

[differently biotic]

I hate hate hate scorpions! blah!

tarantulas - I think they are cute lil fatties. Like a kiwi w/ legs. I still won't touch one though. hahaah Good thing all of that was in sealed zip lock baggies.

[bob]

i don't usually eat at outback steak house because a) chain and b ) outback steakhouse, but we got a gift certificate for xmas or something and i'll eat where ever if it's free. so i ordered a beer, a hefeweizen, because that's what i wanted. and the server, this dude, came back after a minute and said, 'sorry sir, i don't want to break man law, but do you want a fruit in your beer?'

of course i want fruit in my beer! it's a hefeweizen! i'll take an orange or a lemon, jerk. man law? are bad beer commercials really creating reality now?

i guess this could've gone in the 'gears grinding' one, but whatevr.

[HNIC]

of course i want fruit in my beer! it's a hefeweizen! i'll take an orange or a lemon, jerk. man law? are bad beer commercials really creating reality now?

Actually the fruit in the Hefe "trend" was a marketing tool to introduce Hefes to a wary American drinking public. So in essence you bought one bad marketing gimmick over another.

[Jacki O.]

they put fruit in the hefe in italy too

i like it