34 replies to this topic

[John MFer]

i don't usually eat at outback steak house because a) chain and b ) outback steakhouse, but we got a gift certificate for xmas or something and i'll eat where ever if it's free. so i ordered a beer, a hefeweizen, because that's what i wanted. and the server, this dude, came back after a minute and said, 'sorry sir, i don't want to break man law, but do you want a fruit in your beer?'

of course i want fruit in my beer! it's a hefeweizen! i'll take an orange or a lemon, jerk. man law? are bad beer commercials really creating reality now?

i guess this could've gone in the 'gears grinding' one, but whatevr.

I'm sure the typical Outback customer pays careful attention to advertising, especially during sporting events, and adjusts various aspects of his life and personality based on what he sees. The waiter probably had someone reject a beer due to a broken Man Law and now asks every male patron.

[HNIC]

I'm sure the typical Outback customer pays careful attention to advertising, especially during sporting events, and adjusts various aspects of his life and personality based on what he sees.

I'm just wondering what would a typical "Outback customer" be?

[donald]

I am guessing they would either be Australian or an owner of a subaru.

[Tony]

I'm sure the typical Outback customer pays careful attention to advertising, especially during sporting events, and adjusts various aspects of his life and personality based on what he sees.

I'm just wondering what would a typical "Outback customer" be?

i would typically speak up here, and make snarky comments about all sorts of people. but i'm just not motivated today. besides, this one's too easy.

[HNIC]

No please I like snarky better than though comments...

[Quezo]

I'm sure the typical Outback customer pays careful attention to advertising, especially during sporting events, and adjusts various aspects of his life and personality based on what he sees.

I'm just wondering what would a typical "Outback customer" be?

They would probably wear wallabee shoes, listen to Bowie, and have a collection of Barbies.

Oh, and their name would likely be DAVE MARQUEZ FTW!@!!!

[Tony]

I'm sure the typical Outback customer pays careful attention to advertising, especially during sporting events, and adjusts various aspects of his life and personality based on what he sees.

I'm just wondering what would a typical "Outback customer" be?

They would probably wear wallabee shoes, listen to Bowie, and have a collection of Barbies.

Oh, and their name would likely be DAVE MARQUEZ FTW!@!!!

what an odd thing to add, dave.

[hexaclopsclopsclops]

they put fruit in the hefe in italy too

I bet they do! Heyo!

[Jacki O.]

they put fruit in the hefe in italy too

I bet they do! Heyo!

thank you

[Quezo]

I'm sure the typical Outback customer pays careful attention to advertising, especially during sporting events, and adjusts various aspects of his life and personality based on what he sees.

I'm just wondering what would a typical "Outback customer" be?

They would probably wear wallabee shoes, listen to Bowie, and have a collection of Barbies.

Oh, and their name would likely be DAVE MARQUEZ FTW!@!!!

what an odd thing to add, dave.

HAHa adminabuseofpower FTW!

[fatguyaz]

I like that you were goaded into discovering this with gender stereotypes.

it's the only way to get me to do things

Jacki, quit bein such a chick and eat it.

[Tony]

I'm sure the typical Outback customer pays careful attention to advertising, especially during sporting events, and adjusts various aspects of his life and personality based on what he sees.

I'm just wondering what would a typical "Outback customer" be?

They would probably wear wallabee shoes, listen to Bowie, and have a collection of Barbies.

Oh, and their name would likely be DAVE MARQUEZ FTW!@!!!

what an odd thing to add, dave.

HAHa adminabuseofpower FTW!

[John MFer]

I'm sure the typical Outback customer pays careful attention to advertising, especially during sporting events, and adjusts various aspects of his life and personality based on what he sees.

I'm just wondering what would a typical "Outback customer" be?

An Outback customer is someone who is willing to pay twice as much for a steak that tastes half as good as they could have cooked themselves. Or someone with a gift card looking to cash in on a free meal.

[Lt. Dizzle!]

i don't usually eat at outback steak house because a) chain and b ) outback steakhouse, but we got a gift certificate for xmas or something and i'll eat where ever if it's free. so i ordered a beer, a hefeweizen, because that's what i wanted. and the server, this dude, came back after a minute and said, 'sorry sir, i don't want to break man law, but do you want a fruit in your beer?'

of course i want fruit in my beer! it's a hefeweizen! i'll take an orange or a lemon, jerk. man law? are bad beer commercials really creating reality now?

i guess this could've gone in the 'gears grinding' one, but whatevr.

i love my blue moon with an orange, same with my hefes, i'd be offended if they didn't put it in .

[iudicium]

I really expected to see a Crocodile Dundee/Paul Hogan reference somewhere in this thread