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#16 thebiggameover

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Posted 27 December 2010 - 05:58 PM

wonder if i could bang her...
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 02:49 AM

wonder if i could bang her...



When I saw what this thread was about the only thought that popped into my head was "....so..?" but this post by this fine gentleman gave the only good reason as to why it is important that this girl will soon live in this State.

I would like to hear everyone's ideas on how they would go about reaching such an achievement.
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 06:17 AM

wonder if i could bang her...



When I saw what this thread was about the only thought that popped into my head was "....so..?" but this post by this fine gentleman gave the only good reason as to why it is important that this girl will soon live in this State.

I would like to hear everyone's ideas on how they would go about reaching such an achievement.


i sort of hinted at it in my earlier post:

hang out at the mcdonald's inside the walmart in maricopa. wear camouflage. or one of those dirt bike outfits. they probably have a name, but i don't know what you'd call them. then just wait, i guess. it's bound to happen eventually.
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 07:38 AM

I would like to hear everyone's ideas on how they would go about reaching such an achievement.


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#20 donald

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 10:02 AM

ok, I am now on a quest.........


I am gonna turn tea bag and go under cover, hanging out at said walmart and mcdonalds, hopefully she likes older guys.

I will then record our encounters, kinda like the whole Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson deal and hopefully get a little cash out of the gig and be able to quit my day job.
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 10:08 AM

ok, I am now on a quest.........


I am gonna turn tea bag and go under cover, hanging out at said walmart and mcdonalds, hopefully she likes older guys.

I will then record our encounters, kinda like the whole Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson deal and hopefully get a little cash out of the gig and be able to quit my day job.


Should I stab your eyes a little bit so it's easier to find her attractive?

Or would it be better if she couldn't speak?

DECISIONS!
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#22 donald

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 10:20 AM

ok, I am now on a quest.........


I am gonna turn tea bag and go under cover, hanging out at said walmart and mcdonalds, hopefully she likes older guys.

I will then record our encounters, kinda like the whole Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson deal and hopefully get a little cash out of the gig and be able to quit my day job.


Should I stab your eyes a little bit so it's easier to find her attractive?

Or would it be better if she couldn't speak?

DECISIONS!


could you bust a couple of my teeth, that will probably make me look more attractive to her.



BRISTOL, I CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!!!!
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#23 Quezo

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 10:25 AM

ok, I am now on a quest.........


I am gonna turn tea bag and go under cover, hanging out at said walmart and mcdonalds, hopefully she likes older guys.

I will then record our encounters, kinda like the whole Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson deal and hopefully get a little cash out of the gig and be able to quit my day job.


Should I stab your eyes a little bit so it's easier to find her attractive?

Or would it be better if she couldn't speak?

DECISIONS!


could you bust a couple of my teeth, that will probably make me look more attractive to her.



BRISTOL, I CAN'T QUIT YOU!!!!!!


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#24 jeremx

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 10:25 AM

ok, I am now on a quest.........


I am gonna turn tea bag and go under cover, hanging out at said walmart and mcdonalds, hopefully she likes older guys.

I will then record our encounters, kinda like the whole Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson deal and hopefully get a little cash out of the gig and be able to quit my day job.


i'll go ahead and quote this for posterity (or evidence) as you may simply "disappear" before you can collect any cash. if the gop is planting some seeds with this and you come and pee on their garden, it probably wouldn't end well.
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 03:02 PM

NO, FUCK THIS> SERIOS

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 03:07 PM

NO, FUCK THIS> SERIOS

http://jezebel.com/5...aded-for-alaska


dear god. :o
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Posted 28 December 2010 - 03:24 PM

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 04:11 PM

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 04:21 PM

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Posted 28 December 2010 - 04:33 PM

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