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#1 jeremx

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 02:01 PM

i've often contemplated filling up a bucket with hot dogs and seeing how many my dog could eat. i'm pretty sure he would just keep eating them until he puked them all back up. he's just a nut for any people food. and i've never seen him voluntarily stop eating. so i'm sitting here eating a pack of reeses' sticks and thinking, "man, these things are to me like a bucket of hot dogs are to my dog. would i eat 79 of these things if they were sitting in front of me? how many could i eat before i threw up? and would i stop myself before then?" luckily, i understand the consequences of that much sugar so i don't see myself ever finding out the answer to these questions.

anyone else have a food that you could see yourself eating to eternity? (i'm pretty sure i'd be good to go with sushi or crab legs as well)
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 02:08 PM

Burriots & Pizza - I could eat both every day for the rest of my life (if they were only healthy...)

Just chain me to the table (a la Seven).
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 02:08 PM

Pistachios.
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#4 donald

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 02:16 PM

FRESH mac N cheese off the stove, once it's cold I can't eat anymore of it.

Most shellfish, lobster, crablegs, Crab Tempura MMMM

Really good Mashed Potatos and gravy and Turkey with cranberry sauce (thanksgiving is my fav holiday, next to halloween)



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Posted 08 June 2011 - 02:34 PM

One of the 1st Christmases we had our dog we got him a box of biscuits, then we let him get into it and eat freely. He got about halfway through the box before we finally took it away. His belly was sticking out, he was laying on the floor wheezing like it was very uncomfortable for him. I think he would do the same with just about anything, especially hot dogs.

I eat

Pistachios.

until my thumbnail splits from opening too many shells. Then it's too painful to get into them.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 02:42 PM

i've often contemplated filling up a bucket with hot dogs and seeing how many my dog could eat. i'm pretty sure he would just keep eating them until he puked them all back up. he's just a nut for any people food. and i've never seen him voluntarily stop eating.

You should enter him in the 4th of July Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 03:54 PM

cake. I will eat cake until it's gone. (ala SATC Miranda and her eating the chocolate cake out of the garbage)

sugary cereals, like fruity pebbles and the like. I can't stop myself.

cheese popcorn or kettle corn popcorn. can't.stop.

chocolate or peanut butter covered pretzels.

chocolate covered caramel nut clusters. nomnomnomnom

my stomach has no limit with the above items, therefor I try to not buy them.

I want so bad.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 03:58 PM

I get full really quickly and feel ill if I keep eating past full. So no, I can't/don't gorge.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 03:59 PM

girl scout thin mint cookies
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 04:01 PM

Ice cream. Thank goodness mouth freeze saves me.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 04:01 PM

oooo girl scout samoas. evil cookies.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 04:10 PM

drano.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 05:35 PM

sweet poon tang....
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 06:58 PM

+1'd you animal.
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Posted 08 June 2011 - 08:02 PM

Peanut m&m's. There's no such thing as too many.
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