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#16 MrAwesome

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Posted 08 June 2011 - 11:13 PM

Oreo's

Cheeto's (the crunchy ones, not the puff ones)

I have in the past eaten popcorn until I puked, now I know better.
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 06:21 AM

Peanut m&m's. There's no such thing as too many.


I'm not really a fan of peanut m&m's. Peanut Butter m&m's, however...
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 06:39 AM

Peanut m&m's. There's no such thing as too many.


I'm not really a fan of peanut m&m's. Peanut Butter m&m's, however...


i'd tell you how much i hate you for challenging my peanut m&m's statement, but peanut butter m&m's are pretty awesome, too.
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 07:31 AM

Well, it's not really the m&m's fault, I just don't really like peanuts to begin with.
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 10:18 AM

I bought a pound of mixed fruit and nut trail mix the other day, thinking it would last me the week. I ate through it within my 10 minute drive to work.... just couldn't stop.
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 11:50 AM

im pretty good about not eating too much anymore

but lately those cheddar cheese rice/popcorn cakes are just too much to resist. last night i literally gave the bag to my wife and said 'put these somewhere i dont know about'
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 12:22 PM

gave the bag to my wife and said 'put these somewhere i dont know about'


there's a marriage joke in there somewhere but i'm sure i don't know you well enough to make it. ha.. :unsure:
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 01:05 PM

gave the bag to my wife and said 'put these somewhere i dont know about'


there's a marriage joke in there somewhere but i'm sure i don't know you well enough to make it. ha.. :unsure:

i hope this joke involves my putting balls in strange places and not some dumb shit about my wife taking my balls

I WILL EAT ALL THE SNACKS I WANT WOMAN
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 02:56 PM

it was more along the lines of because you're married, "someplace you don't know about" is probably her vagina. ya know, since married people don't have sex. i'm sure i probably heard a similar joke while visiting my grandmother as she had everybody loves raymond on the tv.
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 04:23 PM

it was more along the lines of because you're married, "someplace you don't know about" is probably her vagina. ya know, since married people don't have sex. i'm sure i probably heard a similar joke while visiting my grandmother as she had everybody loves raymond on the tv.


ah. and here i was thinking joe's wife was going to shove them up your vagina. silly me.

:ph34r:

and i don't know either of you well enough to make that joke.
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Posted 09 June 2011 - 04:56 PM

...but somehow it still works :lol:
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Posted 10 June 2011 - 08:30 AM

it was more along the lines of because you're married, "someplace you don't know about" is probably her vagina. ya know, since married people don't have sex. i'm sure i probably heard a similar joke while visiting my grandmother as she had everybody loves raymond on the tv.


ah. and here i was thinking joe's wife was going to shove them up your vagina. silly me.


not this week... my butt vagina is on it's period. aka "taco bell for lunch on monday"
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Posted 10 June 2011 - 08:51 AM

it was more along the lines of because you're married, "someplace you don't know about" is probably her vagina. ya know, since married people don't have sex. i'm sure i probably heard a similar joke while visiting my grandmother as she had everybody loves raymond on the tv.


ah. and here i was thinking joe's wife was going to shove them up your vagina. silly me.


not this week... my butt vagina is on it's period. aka "taco bell for lunch on monday"

Time to add this thread to my "do not read" list.

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 09:40 AM

Time to add this thread to my "do not read" list.

;)


i probably won't get any more graphic than that. i was just playing along.. i don't really eat taco bell. ;)
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#30 TV's Frink

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Posted 10 June 2011 - 10:02 AM

i don't really eat taco bell. ;)

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