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joe.distort

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joe.distort

i bought grape tomatoes??? i hate those. why would i do that?
Aug 25 2012 01:49 PM
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    Ken Oh
    http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/samuel_L_Jackson.gif
    Sep 06 2012 06:46 PM
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    the Wozz
    are these tomatoes any good? probably not any more.
    Mar 17 2016 10:10 AM
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joe.distort

whats going on this week? board is deaddddddd
May 08 2012 11:38 AM
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    raubhimself
    i dunno. i'm bored at work. shit's lame.
    May 08 2012 11:40 AM
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    joe.distort
    was there an organized migration we dont know about? birds. ALWAYS BLAME BIRDS
    May 08 2012 11:50 AM
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    raubhimself
    hey man some of my best friends are birds
    May 08 2012 11:53 AM
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joe.distort

you guys need the new issue of the Trunk Space zine...its got rock-solid love advice from the cat that sits in the parking lot and judges your immortal soul.
Jan 23 2012 12:29 PM
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    joe.distort
    no way, our cats leave us messages on the computer all the time. they are things like 'ghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh'
    Jan 24 2012 12:10 PM
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    JRC
    He's become a real wordsmith since loosing his balls.
    Jan 24 2012 10:26 PM
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    Jacki O.
    such a judgmental cat!
    Jan 25 2012 09:26 AM
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joe.distort

i saw an off-base military guy buy a used copy of COD:MW2. the circle of life.
Dec 02 2011 09:59 AM
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    the Wozz
    I'm going to buy a game about entering data for a small aviation firm; Aviation Firm Tycoon 2
    Dec 05 2011 02:52 PM
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    proph
    I like the cut of your jib vocriscuins.
    Dec 06 2011 08:03 AM
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    TETSUOOOO!!!
    still?
    Dec 06 2011 02:10 PM
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joe.distort

wondering whatever happened to WHAM-O? well, the main headquarters is now the Sriracha factory. i think im the only person who finds this extremely interesting.
Nov 07 2011 09:11 AM
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    TETSUOOOO!!!
    Sriracha is like WHAM-O in the mouf.
    Nov 07 2011 12:54 PM
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joe.distort

the immensity of life is fucking terrible and no one gives a shit about anything. POSITIVITY DAY!
Sep 27 2011 10:46 AM
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joe.distort

DOUBLE FRANKENSTEIN!!!
Sep 16 2011 03:59 PM
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    raubhimself
    Frankenstein: Agent of S.H.I.Z.Z.
    Sep 16 2011 04:22 PM
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    Nuttz the Squirrel
    Is that when a monster is made of dead Frankenstein monsters?
    Sep 16 2011 08:46 PM
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joe.distort

so wait this Kreayshawn shit is like a real thing that people listen to? i thought it was an ironic youtube thing. im old.
Aug 29 2011 08:54 PM
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    mancopter
    I was blilssfully ignorant of her existence until you introduced it to me. Thanks, joe. Thanks a whole hell of a lot.
    Aug 30 2011 03:38 PM
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    joe.distort
    hey, until monday i thought she was an internet joke, like epic meal time or something!
    Aug 31 2011 09:47 AM
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    Tony
    wow. i didn't feel old when i got a job or bought a house or had a kid. now? i'm old.
    Aug 31 2011 02:41 PM
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joe.distort

i just met someone who drilled a hole into their own head in the 80s. dont do drugs, kids
Aug 19 2011 01:30 PM
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    JKT
    I acutally saw a documentary on "trepanation". Apparently it brings greater clarity?
    Aug 20 2011 12:40 AM
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    joe.distort
    i think trepanning, if done right, is still a disaster. this was even less organized
    Aug 20 2011 12:45 AM
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    Classic-wolf
    Man, I hate it when that happens, makes us sane harb users look bad to the not so intelligent masses.
    Aug 20 2011 02:49 PM