Colonel Troutman

Im going to blow.

Fixed.

How about a steamy jungle hellhole theme?

for a second i read Juggalo and almost crapped my pants (again).

be careful dude, Rambo is hiding out somewhere around here

Pants crapping? You sound like my kind of woman. Don't worry about Rambo, I made him, he's my puppet.

How about a steamy jungle hellhole theme?

They drew first blood.........

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JOHN?!?!?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!!

Im setting trip wires around town so watch out.

John? Is that you? Don't do it John, we can talk about this.

Where did you come from Sir?

I'm here to help John. Let's end this before it's too late.

There wouldn't be no trouble except for that king shit cop! All I wanted was something to eat, but the man kept pushing Sir.

Pushing back is only going to make things worse John. Let me come in there so we can talk.

Sorry. I can't do that Sir.

DON'T BE CRAZY JOHN!!! I don't want a bloodbath on my hands!

They drew first blood, not me.

The sheriff has promised me that if you surrender quietly he'll let me take you in myself. No one else gets hurt. What do you say, John? Come on out.