best pest control you can have... teh kittehs. Mine are awesome at it. I can just point to something and say "get the buggy" and they gobble it up. I've even seen them torture and tear apart scorpions. Bad ass kittehs. Kittehs 4, scorpions 0!
I need my cats to have a talk with yours. Cats 0 Scorpions 3.
I've tried pleading - they just meow, grounding - they don't really do anything for me to take away, and yelling - they fail to comprehend "I'm in trouble".