Quezo

Ok my my two cents on the neck beard.  You all know I live with someone who usually has an epic beard year round out of utter laziness.  There are cases when the neck beard should be groomed in my opinion.  I don't mind the beard but please shave the neck when it starts to look like you have a vagina on your neck.

I don't know, a neck vagina is pretty special.

It's that "forbidden neck vagina sex will make him manstruate to death" because arteries & shit

Dearest Mr. Lucas,

It doesn't.

It makes your neck look giant, and your face smaller.

Those pictures of you back in the 70's and 80's, your facial follicles furiously flowed from

all aspects of your head.  You were lean then too, and had style of your own.

Most men have fallen prey to putting lines to the bottom neck area of the beard.

Myself included.  It is only through growing a full man mane mysef that I see the error of this tactic.

1.  Maintenance. No shaving is why you started growing a beard, right? So quit it already! Let's see what them hairs are made of. Let It Grow. Now, if your face fur extends to your eyeballs on your cheeks, it's time to start seeing those nice ladies at the mall who use string to get those hairs under control. Or pluck em yourself if you've the cojones.

2. Style. If your beard rises past your jawline at the bottom, you either have a giant jaw, or it's gotten out  of hand. I'd say shave itoff and start fresh, as you now have sidewhiskers, not a beard.

3. Testosterone. What says I am a man better than a beard? A footlong penis you say? Granted, but you can be arrested for showing that off in public, and what a waste of potential at that, Mr. Reggie Sexofender.

4. Hair. An easy solution:  Long hair? Short or long beard. Short hair? Short to long beard. Medium hair? Short or extra long; a danger of looking unkempt here. Juxtaposition is key in this area.

5. Grooming. Any beard can look raggedy if you do not frame it correctly with hair, hygiene and clothing, or H2C. Just be cleanish. Or dirty, if that's your thing, but commit to it.

Ok, so I know you are probably saying to yourself, "who is this fucker, and why should I care?"

Just know that I am not alone in thinking this, just likely the first to say anything to you, George.

I can call you George, right?

Quezo

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I'll be back sitting in with Robin next week when the guests are Rueben's Accomplice & Jim Adkins!

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this is gonna be so jem

Tony, i think it was Rosalinda (for what her opinion is worth.) Clearly we didn't give TOO big a shit cuz we have better windows now...

the same rosalinda that built those new mcmansions over by the church and tried to sell them for $800k apiece? she can eat a dick.

the one and the same... the same one who just defaulted on one of them and is living in one of her rentals, now.