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It's like... the bots are funny now?
fatguyaz
Member Since 13 Aug 2003Offline Last Active Aug 10 2012 03:58 PM
#1040796 Rich people.
Posted by
on 07 May 2011 - 08:00 AM
It's like... the bots are funny now?
#1036992 Currently Thinking........
Posted by
on 28 April 2011 - 09:38 AM
Currently thinking of doing some work and how to earn more money on real state.
nice one, robot!
#1034040 Random facts about yourself.
Posted by
on 20 April 2011 - 01:50 PM
Man, this thread is so awesome, i had to think of some more...
I've been to every state in the USA except for Alaska. (Played drums in all of them except Hawaii)
i hate onions, but love Funyuns and Burger King onion rings.
I touched Joan Jett's shoulder in 1984.
I was on a major label for a time and lived off of the band for almost 2 years.
I tried out for a Dischord band (The Holy Rollers) a year after i graduated from high school. I didn't get the gig.
My first punk show was 'Soul Side' at the 9:30 club. I never got to play at the 9:30, something i'm still bummed about.
I've smoked out with Billy from Green Day on multiple occasions.
I can write write cursive forwards with my right hand, and backwards with my left at the same time. (stoked to see that someone else could to that too. Random.)
I banged a girl on the roof of the bathroom in a warehouse that American Steel lived in.
At one time, i had 5 genital piercings. I haven't worn any jewelry since i got married. (except for special occasions)
i pee sitting down. (see previous)
I tried to stab my brother with a pencil when i was about 10 and ended up sticking it in the top of my knee. I still have a grey spot on my knee from the lead.
I was voted "Funkiest White Boy" in my high school by the basketball team. (because i could play public enemy songs on the drums)
I french kissed my friend Matt when i was a kid.
I've been to every state in the USA except for Alaska. (Played drums in all of them except Hawaii)
i hate onions, but love Funyuns and Burger King onion rings.
I touched Joan Jett's shoulder in 1984.
I was on a major label for a time and lived off of the band for almost 2 years.
I tried out for a Dischord band (The Holy Rollers) a year after i graduated from high school. I didn't get the gig.
My first punk show was 'Soul Side' at the 9:30 club. I never got to play at the 9:30, something i'm still bummed about.
I've smoked out with Billy from Green Day on multiple occasions.
I can write write cursive forwards with my right hand, and backwards with my left at the same time. (stoked to see that someone else could to that too. Random.)
I banged a girl on the roof of the bathroom in a warehouse that American Steel lived in.
At one time, i had 5 genital piercings. I haven't worn any jewelry since i got married. (except for special occasions)
i pee sitting down. (see previous)
I tried to stab my brother with a pencil when i was about 10 and ended up sticking it in the top of my knee. I still have a grey spot on my knee from the lead.
I was voted "Funkiest White Boy" in my high school by the basketball team. (because i could play public enemy songs on the drums)
I french kissed my friend Matt when i was a kid.
#1033400 stay classy, kobe!
Posted by
on 18 April 2011 - 07:41 PM
Don't fall for it, Jacki! It's a COCK ring!
#1026227 Random Images You Like
Posted by
on 30 March 2011 - 12:13 PM
This looks like one of the paintings that JJ did on Good Times.
#1022145 Medical Marijuana in the White House Garden
Posted by
on 19 March 2011 - 07:12 PM
why doesn't anyone believe me when i tell them about this?
because glossynews is the poor man's version of the onion.
bullcrap. It's not even funny, though.
#1021581 Pee. It's Not Just for Sex Anymore
Posted by
on 17 March 2011 - 02:04 PM
i'm sorry i asked.
#1020008 Its Friday mawfuggas!
Posted by
on 11 March 2011 - 02:17 PM
yeah yeah yeah
i made weed butter last night
tonight i'll prolly start a fire
This is awesome. I like you.
#1018252 party bus!
Posted by
on 06 March 2011 - 06:55 PM
could there be a better person in charge of the male stripper?
I got a party bus for my bachelor party years back and (get this) on the way to Hot Pink that night, we got kicked off the bus for (get this, again) BEING TOO DRUNK!
Too drunk for a party bus. No one was even puking.
I wish i had the name of the company so i could tell you to avoid them.
I got a party bus for my bachelor party years back and (get this) on the way to Hot Pink that night, we got kicked off the bus for (get this, again) BEING TOO DRUNK!
Too drunk for a party bus. No one was even puking.
I wish i had the name of the company so i could tell you to avoid them.
#1017055 Rich people.
Posted by
on 02 March 2011 - 03:22 PM
you asked for it, Tony.
#1013534 Happy Send a Naked Picture of Yourself to Steve Buscemi Day!
Posted by
on 21 February 2011 - 01:11 PM
Jacki is a sex-bot.
#1013528 if you could go back in time
Posted by
on 21 February 2011 - 01:07 PM
i wouldn't have dated that stripper.
oh man, you never DATE a stripper.
#1012194 Shingles or a Just a Rash?
Posted by
on 17 February 2011 - 03:13 PM
shingles runs along nerve paths.
That must be your thrift store bra/titty nerve.
That must be your thrift store bra/titty nerve.
#1011075 Currently Thinking........
Posted by
on 15 February 2011 - 12:06 PM
Is it wrong to chase a purse snatcher screaming "I'll kill you asshole!" Because I totally did that today, now I can't sleep I'm still all adrenaline
Did you kill him?
#1007403 MARIJUANAMAN!
Posted by
on 07 February 2011 - 02:41 PM
everything that is even slightly connected to pot is officially cool.
that is the exact definition of stoner culture actually
Yeah, you're way less judgmental and picky about what's 'cool' when you're high. And, i'm assuming...it's an opinion, regardless.
