I most likely would've just been some awkward fat dude holding a Game Boy in a candy shop.
Wizwars, it made me really happy to see so many people having a good time during your set. Seriously, dude. Your chips sound great! Jacki O., thank you again for letting us stay at your place. I'm gonna miss your pets. And why are you Arizonians all so goddamn kind and hospitable, anyways? Kudos to all of you who helped out in any way to put together Shizzfest. I had a lot of fun!