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joe.distort

you know that weird moment when you can tell that someone trying to be funny doesnt even find themselves amusing? i love seeing that/hate having to listen to them.
Apr 12 2011 12:41 PM
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joe.distort

working out and being healthier is cool and all...but eating cadbury cream eggs and taking naps is way more delicious and relaxing
Apr 04 2011 09:32 AM
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    Innk
    I am actually drawing two comic books at this time... I want to find other people interested, know anyone?
    Apr 04 2011 10:13 PM
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joe.distort

going cold turkey isnt as delicious as it sounds
Mar 24 2011 10:56 AM
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    jvincion
    I love cold turkey sandwiches, especially with some sriracha. Glad to hear you're doing well!
    Mar 25 2011 09:12 AM
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    joe.distort
    siracha AND homemade hummus!
    Mar 25 2011 09:31 AM
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    jvincion
    Ooh, I should try that.
    Mar 25 2011 11:02 AM
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joe.distort

just saw Nario on JOYSTIQ! awesome, dude
Mar 03 2011 08:52 AM
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    mancopter
    Oh nice. Heading there now.
    Mar 03 2011 10:25 AM
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joe.distort

in the interest of fairness, i will stop dismissing The Social Network and watch it RIGHT AFTER anyone who tells me to do so readsTHE FILTH. its a fair trade. until then, FUCK THAT FACEBOOK MOVIE
Feb 28 2011 03:38 PM
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    mancopter
    And Facebook is more of a MacGuffin than a centerpiece in the movie. Regardless, I could give two shits about you seeing it. :)
    Feb 28 2011 04:38 PM
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    joe.distort
    yeah, i know its not *about* the facebook...i just dont care about the rich kid/techie nerd bullshit. and it may very well be good, but im sick of people who dont know shit about writing telling me how amazing it is or how it 'sums up the 2000s' or other crap. i know you arent doing that, but now im still. facebook.
    Feb 28 2011 05:35 PM
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    mancopter
    oh, yeah, fuck that. the most impressive thing about it imo is that fincher made one dude as twins in the movie.
    Feb 28 2011 05:41 PM
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joe.distort

SECRET VIDEO GAME REFERENCE: in Rancids 'Journey to the End (of the east bay)' tim says 'This aint no Mega Man, this place is fucked!' capcoms lawyers forced epitaph to print it as 'this aint no mecca, man'. THIS IS TRUE SO YOU SHOULD BELIEVE IT.
Jan 21 2011 10:19 AM
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    donald
    I never heard this before, but I believe it.
    Jan 21 2011 02:26 PM
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    joe.distort
    YOU HAVE TO, I SAID ITS REAL.
    Jan 21 2011 02:47 PM
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    Jacki O.
    amen
    Jan 21 2011 04:11 PM
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joe.distort

i had a dream i was at mag fest, which is weird since i never planned on going at all and dont get excited about it like you guys.
Jan 12 2011 09:33 AM
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    donald
    that is awesome!
    Jan 12 2011 12:49 PM
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joe.distort

i love that the threads 'old chicks' and 'eggs for sale' are adjacent, yet have nothing to do with each other
Jan 06 2011 10:10 AM
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joe.distort

the dog is snoring like whoa
Dec 31 2010 12:28 AM
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joe.distort

light rail booze-venture starts at Taste of Tops around 8 or so! come out!
Dec 18 2010 10:37 AM
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joe.distort

im so fucking bored and the internet is dead today....
Dec 14 2010 02:26 PM
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    mancopter
    You could always watch horse breeding vids on youtube.
    Dec 14 2010 04:54 PM
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joe.distort

i have a huge crush on the girl in these new hyundai commercials. DAMN YOU TV!
Dec 01 2010 11:14 PM
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joe.distort

im pretty sure he says 'keep your blogs and your pogs and your famous friends'
Nov 23 2010 12:16 PM
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    weener
    Who says that?
    Nov 24 2010 01:30 AM
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joe.distort

you know whats the best part about being in charge? telling assholes the truth and not having to worry about getting bitched at. DONT BE AN ASSHOLE
Nov 19 2010 11:08 AM
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    ninja
    except for the fact that usually, the people in charge *are* assholes. But it rocks if you can turn that around XD
    Nov 19 2010 07:39 PM
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    mills
    Don't bean, asshole!
    Nov 23 2010 10:40 AM