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joe.distort

im totally gonna drink the whole time i a m doing online driving school
Nov 18 2010 12:42 PM
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joe.distort

when the world gets negative is when i realize that i am mostly a positive person
Nov 02 2010 03:11 PM
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joe.distort

EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE SLIM JIMS
Oct 21 2010 12:37 PM
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    mancopter
    Yeah, sorry about that.
    Oct 21 2010 12:45 PM
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    Jacki O.
    Snap into it!
    Oct 21 2010 01:23 PM
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joe.distort

woke up to an autotuned toy commercial. the world is (hopefully) ending?
Sep 21 2010 08:35 AM
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    mothrock
    buckle up. it's gonna get way worse.
    Sep 21 2010 01:11 PM
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    Syeed
    Definitely going to get worst before it gets better. I suspect an embargo against autotune in a couple of years.
    Sep 21 2010 02:05 PM
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    mothrock
    was it a transformers toy commercial by any chance?
    Sep 21 2010 02:16 PM
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joe.distort

BRING ME SOME OLIVES STUFFED WITH GARLIC AND WHATNOT
Sep 07 2010 11:37 AM
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    LuketheXjesse
    no
    Sep 08 2010 08:49 AM
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    mancopter
    Kalamata olives are black. and DELICIOUS.
    Sep 08 2010 10:37 AM
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    weener
    I like only black olives, not green. Kalamata olives are OK.
    Sep 08 2010 05:41 PM
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joe.distort

i woke up with FREE FOR ALL by ted nugent in my head. its been going for hours. the curse of my father will never end.
Sep 01 2010 11:37 AM
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    HELLBOY
    Uncle Ted is your dad? Weird...
    Sep 01 2010 04:15 PM
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joe.distort

'Do yall do stuff with lasers?' 'no, sorry, we dont have lasers.' 'well, do you know anyone that does the laser thing?' 'i have no idea what you are talking about.'
Aug 26 2010 10:06 AM
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joe.distort

already sick of dealing with dementia and parkinsons patients today.
Aug 24 2010 08:53 AM
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joe.distort

my lady thinks its hilarious when people call me joe distort in public.
Aug 19 2010 09:05 AM
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    Jacki O.
    jacki o. is my real name
    Aug 19 2010 02:41 PM
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    Tony
    wait a second... your real name isn't weener?

    Aug 20 2010 01:51 PM
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    weener
    Unfortunately not. My parents don't have that kind of sense of humor.
    Aug 21 2010 11:48 AM
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joe.distort

SPAZZ makes everything better.
Jul 28 2010 09:14 AM
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joe.distort

whole body hurts.
Jul 27 2010 08:05 AM
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joe.distort

can it just be monday? BANNER PILOT sonn
Jul 17 2010 01:54 PM
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joe.distort

my last real day of this job....weird. ive been here as long as i was in high school
Jun 29 2010 07:51 AM
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