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[Folofo]

wow another tri-lam meeting.

[mothrock]

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[mikemfer]

Did you see Revenge of the Nerds Part 3?

All the nerds have money and chicks, and fools like you are cleaning their pools!

Have fun sucka! You missed a spot!

Sing me a song pool boy!

[mikemfer]

Yeah.

So I go to Office Max because I have a credit card for there, and our network printer died, nobody has anything to print on, and people are coming in my office every 2 minutes to ask me how to print shit. The last 3 got glared at so hard they took a step back. Anyway I walk into Office Max, find what I want, but I need a second paper tray and an ethernet capable hookup, which like everything with printers must be purchased separately. I find a toner cartridge and a moron.

Mike: "Yeah, I need a second paper tray and the ethernet card for this."
DOMG: (Dumb Office Max Guy): Smacks gum and smells like rotten-asshole scented aftershave
DOMG: "Uhh... OK."
DOMG: Brings back serial cable
DOMG: Smacks gum and smells like rotten-asshole scented aftershave
DOMG: Registers look of pity on my face
DOMG: Registers scowl on my face
Mike: Points to picture on box
Mike: "I need this and this. Here are the part numbers."
DOMG: Smacks gum and smells like rotten-asshole scented aftershave
DOMG: Brings back D-Link network card
DOMG: "It's LAN Base-T, so it should work"
Mike: "These are proprietary Brother parts that work specifically with this Brother printer. This is a D-Link network card."
DOMG: Smacks gum and smells like rotten-asshole scented aftershave
Mike: "Do you carry a Brother d532 and an 1105c" (or whatever)
DOMG: Gets Office Max catalog and opens to network cabling
DOMG: Smacks gum and smells like rotten-asshole scented aftershave
DOMG: "I don't think so."
Mike: "I have 10 users who can't print so our business is effectively closed" (exaggerating)
DOMG: Smacks gum and smells like rotten-asshole scented aftershave
DOMG: "Sorry"
DOMG: Smacks gum and smells like rotten-asshole scented aftershave

Mike: Walks quickly towards door.
Mike: Notices red sign on door, does not register.
Mike: Expects automatic door to let him exit
Mike: Smacks into door hard.
Mike: Notices doors say 'Exit Only" in big red letters.
Mike: Turns beet red, walks to exit 100 feet away
SOMG (Smiley Office Max Girl): Stands at counter looking pretty.
SOMG: Stands at counter looking pretty vacant
SOMG: "Have a nice day"

Yeah I showed them!

Now I'm off to Staples.

Man, I need some sleep!