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#1 degrae

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 11:08 PM

So, if you were a girl. (fellas), and you knew, you were observed as the first source of food, you might be saying to yourself, "Maybe I don't wannna give my body to feed you, unless you stand up Straight and Make yourself act Right". Which nobody ever does.
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#2 weener

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 11:33 PM

The Drunk! Thread is in the Minibosses board, dude.
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#3 Hooray For Everything

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Posted 08 March 2007 - 02:13 AM

I have heard enough drunken 'TROY speak' to know exactly what you mean.

and I'm with you.
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Posted 08 March 2007 - 08:56 AM

If you want a
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Posted 08 March 2007 - 09:04 AM

so... basically you are saying that if you were a woman with a baby, you would rather have your teats suckled by a 40 year old dude with a mustache than your own baby?


yeah, i can go with that...
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#6 unluckycharm

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Posted 08 March 2007 - 09:07 AM

Is this an Eens song?
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#7 degrae

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Posted 08 March 2007 - 09:22 AM

Now sober, I am observing the nature of people who view each other as a means to their own survival. In a non media influenced environment, men and women would view women as a replenishing consumable. the first source of food, and therefore, the first symbol of comfort. What a burden that would be.I mean, what if they want to not represent comfort? What if they want to represent aloof narcicism like dudes?

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#8 unluckycharm

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Posted 08 March 2007 - 09:37 AM

werner herzog believes we live in a hostile violent world .. have you seen grizzly man?
so you are saying by nature that men would be cannibals & view women as sources of food? i'm not so sure because the impulse for most species is to propogate their own, protect their own. and eat everything else.

but then again there is the mating ritual of the praying mantis which kinda contradicts that notion.
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Posted 08 March 2007 - 09:41 AM

but then again there is the mating ritual of the praying mantis which kinda contradicts that notion.


Yeah, but in that case, the female does the consuming.
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Posted 08 March 2007 - 09:44 AM

maybe it is a pre-emptive strike! :o
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#11 lkelly

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Posted 08 March 2007 - 09:53 AM

i was thinking he meant this....instead of cannibalism. maybe it's a form of cannibalism?? who knows, it could be an eens song too :ph34r:

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#12 unluckycharm

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Posted 08 March 2007 - 09:57 AM

good thing that little guy doesn't have teeth yet ... you never know
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Posted 08 March 2007 - 10:07 AM

Ok I just have to chime in on this one. First of all being female and having breastfed a child for a year I have never viewed myself as consumable. (not like I didn't feel like a cow being milked every now and then) Actually I felt very empowered to be able to feed my child and not have to rely on anyone or anything to help me with that.
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#14 Jacki O.

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Posted 08 March 2007 - 10:10 AM

so... basically you are saying that if you were a woman with a baby, you would rather have your teats suckled by a 40 year old dude with a mustache than your own baby?


yeah, i can go with that...


me too! mustaches are hot
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Posted 08 March 2007 - 10:29 AM

stone cold tittie.
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