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[MikeyWretch]

Yum! They should have picked a guy like that to play Jacob instead of the squirrelly little dude they chose.

Awe I liked that little squirrelly guy

[weener]

Well, around the beginning of the 2nd book, that squirrelly little dude is supposed to be about 6'7." I haven't seen the movie yet, but I'm going to have trouble with a Jacob that isn't a big hunk. Not that I'm a huge Twilight fan in the first place.

[Jacki O.]

yeah in the second book Jacob goes through a growth spurt and becomes this tall huge dude! I hope they keep that in the 2nd movie. The guy who played jacob in the first doesn't look too big.

[MikeyWretch]

maybe like vampires you are not awesomely awesome until you are a vampire.

Are we really talking about this Im sorry its like the home stretch for work and im bored!!!!!!

[raubhimself]

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

So I saw this movie yesterday unplanned, it just sorta... happened. Awful. Completely awful. And this is more than just "I can't put up with this teenie drama bullshit" awful. First off, this shit is like Underworld lite. Second, was that dingus channeling the spirit of Hayden Christensen? Hold me like you did on Lake Washington. Third, GLOWING FUCKING VAMPIRES ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!?!>!?!>!>!!>!?!?!?! Fourth, what a great explaination on why they attend high school! "Oh yeah, it helps us stay in one place longer" WHAT!? WHY@? That doesn't make any sense! Fifth, the whole scene where the dude reveals to the chick the whole deal with him being a vampire, he's all stressin' like he's got it tough. Now, I missed some of the beginning so maybe I missed something important. But they didn't really demonstrate any sort of difficulty with his life. Dude, you glow when you're in the sun. You can beat any kid at track meets. You can fly. You're super strong. You can hit a baseball outta the park. You live in a sweet house in the Pacific North-West. Shut uuuuuuuuuuup.

[Jacki O.]

but he was hot right?

[MikeyWretch]

Right!

[raubhimself]

[MikeyWretch]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Phased-plasma rifle with a forty watt range.

[fatguyaz]

how far is a "watt" ?

[MikeyWretch]

DUDE! Come on! its like Far!

[raubhimself]

he could be talking about a range of Wattage, like 1-40, or 40-80, or something like that.

[mancopter]

Aw c'mon, raub, fatguyaz was trying to be snarky.

[raubhimself]

I know, and I'm killing it.

Anyone wanna bitch about how a parsec isn't a measure of time?

[mancopter]

Now wait a god damned mile.