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[Jacki O.]

MCCAIN.

MCCAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



He's so cute though (the date, not McCain).....

I am at a crossroads. Can i convert him from the dark side?

I want to make out with him and check out his republican caucus.

I texted him this morning:"I had fun last night and, even though you voted for McCain, I would like to go out again sometime"

He texted back:"I had a good time last night too! We should definitely go out again and try not to hold that McCain thing against me "


I was going to text back:"Maybe you can hold something against me? "

but it's too early in the game for such talk....

so instead i texted:"Well since good triumphed over evil, I won't hold it against you. But FYI McCain has a horrible voting record on funding for veterans"

the date is an ex-military guy - so hot in a uniform.......

I don't know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[raubhimself]

if you can get past it and not make it an issue it shouldn't be a big deal.

i was gonna ask my roommate to hook me up with this one chick he works with until i mentioned something about voting for obama and she immediately went on a defensive tirade about how the liberals are gonna ruin this country.

[JRC]

You're falling for style over substance Jacki, you're too bringht for that.

Anyone who voted for McCain, with all his obvious failings, can't be converted at this point.

J

[camilla o.]

Just tell him that despite him voting for Mccain you will still date him if he wears his miltary uniform on every date.

[Jacki O.]

ugh....i know


maybe if he gets some liberal action he'll see the error of his ways......hot liberal action.

Last night i kept thinking of jokes:

"guess we're gonna have to do it doggy style - the Republican way - so you can't see the face of who you're fucking"

"maybe you can help with my retirement planning" (that's not really a joke....ahem...but much needed)

[Tony]

i have two pieces of unsolicited advice:

1) let it go. if you bring up mccain every time you talk to him he's going to tell you to fuck off. he might not even care that much about mccain, but since you keep bringing it up he's bound to get defensive about it. it shouldn't be an issue until you're forced to make some sort of real life choice with him based on politics. or if he also happens to be some bible literalist who won't sleep with you because he's afraid he'll turn into a pillar of salt or something. you can never underestimate a conservative.

2) show him the video you made about shitting your pants. i don't suspect it will clear anything up on the mccain front, but i think you can tell a lot about a person by how they'd react to that type of video.

you're welcome.

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

The real question is, did he vote for Bush in '04...

[chadk]

the art teacher next door voted for mccain. AN ART TEACHER?

but yea just don't talk about it.

[fatguyaz]

The real question is, did he vote for Bush in '04...

I vote for Bush every year.


HOOOGA!!!

[marty]

I say, suck the republican out of him.

[Jacki O.]

ugh that just sounds gross!



but kinda hot too....
My world is changing so fast!

[Quezo]

Pretty sure I know who this person is. heheheh.

[Jacki O.]

Pretty sure I know who this person is. heheheh.

REALLY? I bet you don't.......

Well
Thank you shizzies for the advice.

Here’s what I am going to do:

1) show him the video I made about shitting my pants (thanks for that advice!), if he doesn’t dig it, then I’ll find someone else to drunkenly urinate on.

2) Check out what kind of Weapon of Mass Destruction he’s hiding and if we’re a code red on the Terrorist Threat Level Index then it will be time to invade and conquer, if not then he can go back to sloppy seconds from Ann Coulter.


Ah political innuendos…..

[Quezo]

I know many things.

I could be right or wrong.

You do not know if I know the right answer.


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Upon recon of said possible WMD you could:

Conquer as you said if the warhead meats the correct criteria

or

say upon peeping into panties: "Hmmpf. Fucking Republicans. Get out of my warzone"

[donald]

Sorry to get completely off the subject.

Jacki, you have become one of my all time favorite of topic starters.


this almost makes me want to start thread called threaded top 10 best thread starters........


almost