Maybe it's just a republican value to NOT put out under any circumstances.
I've made out with many a republican ladies, but never went all the way.
I just went out on a date with a guy that voted for McCain!
Started by Jacki O., Jan 22 2009 11:49 AM
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Posted 03 April 2009 - 04:38 PM
you're a signature.
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 10:22 AM
well now we can retire this thread into oblivion and everyone can act like the whole thing never happened!
like i never got fucked over by a gay big-dicked republican.
it never happened
Nope. Let's keep this thread bumpin'.
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Posted 04 April 2009 - 06:34 PM
so, it's bad that he had such a big cock? I mean, how big are we talkin?
I thought chicks like it big. I watch too much porn.
I thought chicks like it big. I watch too much porn.
I still don't have a signature.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 10:59 AM
so, it's bad that he had such a big cock? I mean, how big are we talkin?
I thought chicks like it big. I watch too much porn.
it's not really about the size. I mean, it's nice when you open your present and get a nice size surprise. But sometimes they are too big. It's like being really hungry and so you go and order a bunch of food and then you eat til you are full but there's still food leftover......it's just like wasting food.
You thought you wanted the super power big mac with the biggest fry size and the 40oz of mountain dew, but then you start into it and you realize you ordered too much.
plus sometimes guys with big cocks think that's all it takes. Yeah your big dick is great but it doesn't compensate for all other aspects of sexual play. You gotta know that giant peen isn't the highest achievement one can get in the bedroom.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:00 AM
what are you all talking about?
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:01 AM
what are you all talking about?
Big macs
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:02 AM
plus sometimes guys with big cocks think that's all it takes. Yeah your big dick is great but it doesn't compensate for all other aspects of sexual play. You gotta know that giant peen isn't the highest achievement one can get in the bedroom.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:06 AM
Dude Big macs are not so cool! they are big and have like double the meat but well it lacs flavor that some smaller burgers have.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:12 AM
so, it's bad that he had such a big cock? I mean, how big are we talkin?
I thought chicks like it big. I watch too much porn.
it's not really about the size. I mean, it's nice when you open your present and get a nice size surprise. But sometimes they are too big. It's like being really hungry and so you go and order a bunch of food and then you eat til you are full but there's still food leftover......it's just like wasting food.
You thought you wanted the super power big mac with the biggest fry size and the 40oz of mountain dew, but then you start into it and you realize you ordered too much.
plus sometimes guys with big cocks think that's all it takes. Yeah your big dick is great but it doesn't compensate for all other aspects of sexual play. You gotta know that giant peen isn't the highest achievement one can get in the bedroom.
so like... bigger than 6 inches, then?
I still don't have a signature.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:18 AM
so like... bigger than 6 inches, then?
his?
I didn't do an official measurement (just an oral one...
har har har) but he couldn't fit in a regular condom (lengthwise and widthwise). so...whatever that means.he could definitely be involved in some kind of pornography if he wasn't such a fucking baby.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:29 AM
plus sometimes guys with big cocks think that's all it takes. Yeah your big dick is great but it doesn't compensate for all other aspects of sexual play. You gotta know that giant peen isn't the highest achievement one can get in the bedroom.
I like that Dr. Manhattan looks constipated or confused or both.
he could definitely be involved in some kind of pornography if he wasn't such a fucking baby.
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:59 AM
he could definitely be involved in some kind of pornography if he wasn't such a fucking baby.
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i asked. he wasn't into it
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Posted 06 April 2009 - 11:59 AM
Sounds to me like this dude was just really lame. Big weenie and all!
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