I caught a peeping tom last night
#1
Posted 19 February 2009 - 09:49 AM
My neighbor caught him peeping into my house and when she asked him what he was doing he said he was my friend and we were going to go jogging.
He was wearing a blue track suit. egh.
She told me she walked out of her house and saw a dude looking into my sister's bedroom window at the side of my house! When she asked what he was doing he got nervous and then said something about going jogging with me. My neighbor (knowing that i don't fucking jog at 11pm - or at all really) alerted me to this situation but the guy took off after she walked around to the front of my house.
I called the cops and asked that they check out the street and come talk to me but they drove down the street once and then had what sounded like a hilarious conversation at the end of my street with another cop and then took off
No one came and talked with me or got a description of the guy or anything. Fucking LAME.
I understand that a peeping tom is not that serious of a crime and that they probably have better things to do (like tell each other jokes for 20 minutes) but seriously? They can't even stop and talk to me for 5 minutes? That's all i wanted. I wanted to make sure that jerkwad that was watching my sister saw that i was talking to the police before he came back to my house and tried to rape us. I wanted it to be on record that i reported him before we have to take that motherfucker down.
Because come on...first it's being a peeping tom and then the more they get away with that shit the more confident those pervs feel and the more willing they are to take bigger chances, like assault and eventually rape. Plus now that fucker knows who lives in my house.
Am i saying all peeping toms become rapists?
YES.
You gotta start somewhere. Why not be a fucking creep and watch someone change into their pajamas first?
I slept with a huge knife on my nightstand last night.
Fucking Assholes.
#2
Posted 19 February 2009 - 09:59 AM
sorry to hear that Jacki
on a lighter note, it sounds like you are getting a fanclub
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#3
Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:11 AM
on a lighter note, it sounds like you are getting a fanclub
hahaha
yeah...an awesome fanclub consisting of a pervert in a blue tract suit who's gonna get stabbed if he doesn't watch his shit.
Laugh that creeped out feeling away jacki.....
I should have asked my neighbor if he was cute. I am single.....
#4
Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:14 AM
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#5
Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:16 AM
get a dog...The job of the cop is to at least give the idea that they are doing something.
sorry to hear that Jacki
on a lighter note, it sounds like you are getting a fanclub
or two!
mine bark whenever anyone is creeping on our property.
or put 2x4s with nails sticking up, obscured on the ground, so if they peek through the window they get a nail in foot.
people seriously suck. especially cops.
#6
Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:34 AM
perhaps i need to get a blue track suit. and a new career as a peeping tom that carries steaks for the dogs, and new balance shoes with impenetrable soles. and some ninja skills to avoid getting stabbed.
and a life.
maybe i can be in new times.
"my drummer is a farmer"
#7
Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:45 AM
I just filed a complaint with the Phoenix Police Dept. about the two responding officers slacking off last night and not talking to me.
And i just called my "Community Action Officer" to complain about the lousy job and to let him know that Dark Black Records is a pervert.
And after work tonight i am going to rig up my house like I'm Rambo.
Like Rambo and MacGyver had a love child named Jacki o.
#8
Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:48 AM
Sucks that you have to even do that.
#9
Posted 19 February 2009 - 10:56 AM
Like Rambo and MacGyver had a love child named Jacki o.
they didn't?
#10
Posted 19 February 2009 - 11:18 AM
I should have asked my neighbor if he was cute. I am single.....
You bang the worst dudes.
#12
Posted 19 February 2009 - 11:39 AM
and you own a blue tract suite don't you? Were you spying on me again John?
#13
Posted 19 February 2009 - 11:49 AM
#14
Posted 19 February 2009 - 12:46 PM
My house is not a jack shack, despite what's written at the Bikini.
I knowI should have asked my neighbor if he was cute. I am single.....
You bang the worst dudes.
#15
Posted 19 February 2009 - 01:04 PM
Yours is in the ladies room next to the tampon machine. I wrote it, along with "his drumming skills are very basic"
Thank you Jacki O for providing what may be my favorite reply ever on the Shizz.
On a serious note, I am very sorry to hear about what happened last night. I admire your neighbor for getting immediately involved - we all like to think that we would step up like that in a situation but more often it is easier to "mind your own business" - it's too bad your local po-po didn't extend the same courtesy. I am sure the rest of your neighbors would want to hear about this - hopefully it keeps everyone a little more alert to their surroundings and to help bring what Rick James used to sing.....UNITY!!!
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