because beer makes me chubby. I haven't been able to reach my size 4 goal because I like beer too much.
I am so glad the weekend is finally here again. Even though I have to trek out to the stupid westside sandbar on Sat night for a friend's bday. Imma go to the river for another friend's bday on Sun. I haven't been to the river since the first weekend after I graduated HS. hahaha That was a long time ago.
You better show your tits at the bridge. It ain't tubin, otherwise.