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[raubhimself]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Emily?
You: Emily?
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: good you?
You: not bad
You: i've got a bit of an itch
Stranger: where?
You: my back. can you get it for me?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: turn to the computer
You: ok here we go
Stranger: i have sharp fingernails
You: oooh good
You: ready when you are
Stranger: ok
Stranger: <scratch>
Stranger: <scratch>
Stranger: oh gross
You: oh yeah... little lower
Stranger: puss
You: what!?
Stranger: i cut you and puss came out
You: oh thanks
You: can you lick it off?
Stranger: no
Stranger: that is gross man

[Jacki O.]

You: want to share pics with grandma?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rial]

the back scratch thing kinda weird-ed me out...also this thing cannot come back...I have work to do today!

[MikeyWretch]

Remember this one?

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: FUCK ME
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me now
You: Good GOD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mancopter]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 27m
Stranger: 27m as well.
Stranger: weird.
You: sweet!
Stranger: you a december baby?
You: July
Stranger: or are you 27 this year?
You: 1982
Stranger: OIC, I'm 28 this dec.
You: cool
You: you wanna talk about dicks and shit?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That sounds like a conversation that would be had where I work.

[JJames]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: it said say hi
You: not hey
You: you disobey omegle!??
You: how dare you
You: you are slime
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cock pushup?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JJames]

Stranger: hi
You: hola
Stranger: I'm QQQQ
You: whats QQQQ?
Stranger: The Leader of the Minions of the Brain
You: Band?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Organization
You: or lifestyle?
You: dance group?
You: im so curious
Stranger: none
Stranger: we're an Organization
You: everything is an organization
Stranger: working from several countries
Stranger: to do
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: travel to other universes
Stranger: and all that
You: oh
You: same ol same ol
You: you bend space and time?
You: or travel at light speed?
You: cause bending space time is easier
You: light speed is hard when you have mass
You: and i bet youre fat
You: thats a lot of mass
Stranger: we cant
Stranger: we haven't done that yet
Stranger: it's just our main goal
You: well you can do it
Stranger: I think our best chance would be if an alien happened to have the technology
Stranger: and take it from them
You: youre just like a poor person getting a free ride ffrom the government
You: fucking hippy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i liked this one actually

[Jacki O.]

Stranger: hi
You: hola
Stranger: I'm QQQQ
You: whats QQQQ?
Stranger: The Leader of the Minions of the Brain
You: Band?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Organization
You: or lifestyle?
You: dance group?
You: im so curious
Stranger: none
Stranger: we're an Organization
You: everything is an organization
Stranger: working from several countries
Stranger: to do
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: travel to other universes
Stranger: and all that
You: oh
You: same ol same ol
You: you bend space and time?
You: or travel at light speed?
You: cause bending space time is easier
You: light speed is hard when you have mass
You: and i bet youre fat
You: thats a lot of mass
Stranger: we cant
Stranger: we haven't done that yet
Stranger: it's just our main goal
You: well you can do it
Stranger: I think our best chance would be if an alien happened to have the technology
Stranger: and take it from them
You: youre just like a poor person getting a free ride ffrom the government
You: fucking hippy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i liked this one actually

that's awesome

[CyberStrike3000X]

Stranger: hi
You: hola
Stranger: I'm QQQQ
You: whats QQQQ?
Stranger: The Leader of the Minions of the Brain
You: Band?
Stranger: no
Stranger: Organization
You: or lifestyle?
You: dance group?
You: im so curious
Stranger: none
Stranger: we're an Organization
You: everything is an organization
Stranger: working from several countries
Stranger: to do
Stranger: stuff
Stranger: travel to other universes
Stranger: and all that
You: oh
You: same ol same ol
You: you bend space and time?
You: or travel at light speed?
You: cause bending space time is easier
You: light speed is hard when you have mass
You: and i bet youre fat
You: thats a lot of mass
Stranger: we cant
Stranger: we haven't done that yet
Stranger: it's just our main goal
You: well you can do it
Stranger: I think our best chance would be if an alien happened to have the technology
Stranger: and take it from them
You: youre just like a poor person getting a free ride ffrom the government
You: fucking hippy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i liked this one actually

That was me.

[QQQQ]

[weener]

Googling yourself, eh?