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[Jacki O.]

omegle

[ladydemon]

my conversation: (I am "You")
Stranger: hi
You: hello random stranger
Stranger: wot up
Stranger: wer u frm?
You: what music do you listen to?
You: i'm southwest america, u?
Stranger: beethoven
Stranger: nz
You: nz?
Stranger: new zealand
You: i like local music,u?
You: you go to shows?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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I WAS going to ask them to Prom.

[weener]

That was so freaking weird. The person I got just HAPPENED to live in the tiny town in Canada that Shawn grew up in. Seriously tiny, no one even knows it's there.

[Rial]

this thing is silly.
Its like 5 sentences then they are out.
I talked to someone from "jamica" who sate mate and left to go smoke ganja.
I am going to write in crappy english and tell people I am a bosnian war criminal

[Jacki O.]

im scared to talk to people on this!

im also scared to talk to strangers in real life as well.

[fatguyaz]

i looked at the button for a while and decided i didn't really want to talk to someone, too... weird?

Kinda weird that you have NO relation or common ground at all...at least on a msg board you can see something they've said before, or watch current conversations to see if they are someone you WOULD talk to...Or at least you know you have something in common (whatever the subject of the msg board might be...)

I mean....What if it's just some stranger?

[eraser]

Anonymous chatting?

That's where I get to be a Viking!

[eraser]

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You: HELLOO
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where r u from ?
You: THIS IS NEW. TRYING FOR FIRST TIME.
Stranger: i too
You: PHOENIX
Stranger: poland
You: WAT U DO IN POLAND?
Stranger: live
Stranger: work
You: LOL GOOD TO HEAR. LIVING IS GOOD.
You: YOU LIKE BASKETBALL?
Stranger: football
Stranger: u r fckn' slow
You: OH. WHO IS YOUR FAV TEAM? OR ARE YOU A FAMOUS FOOTBAL PLAYER?
Stranger: my name is ronaldo
Stranger: christiano ronaldo
You: MY NAME IS
You: SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
Stranger: u r dick
You: NO. DICK VAN ARSDALE IS CALLED THE ORIGINAL SUN HERE.
You: HE'S A NICE GUY.
Stranger: i know barkley from phoenix suns
You: LOL. HE TRIES TO GET ME TO GOLF. I HATE WALKING AROUND IN THE SUN THO
You: SINCE GETTING IN TROUBLE HE'S BEEN LAYING LOW
Stranger: yeah, jordan is better for him
You: I HAVE TO GO EAT A SANDWHICH. FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER. TWITTER.COM/THE_REAL_SHAQ. WISH ME LUCK TONIGHT TOO LOLLL!

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[eraser]

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Stranger: I FOUND OSAMA BIN LADEN
You: CONGRATULATIONS!
You have disconnected.

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[Jacki O.]

someone needs to be a pirate!

[Rial]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: wassup
You: just sailing the seas
Stranger: i'm completely naked except for my shirt shoes and my pants - and you?
You: eating fruit for obvious scurvey concerns
You: and I have an eyepatch on
Stranger: i have two eyepatches on
Stranger: (the same eye)
Stranger: arrrrrrrr
You: the sea air really helps my pores
You: are you on land?
Stranger: i'm on an ottoman does that count
You: an ottoman turk or the furniture
You: big difference
Stranger: its furniture
You: yea thats land
You: so whats your coordinates?
Connection imploded.

[Jacki O.]

HAHAHA


Just sexin' up a pirate!

is "2 eye patches on the same eye" code for wearing a condom?

[eraser]

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You: We didn't start the fire!
You: It was always burning since the world's been turning!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: LOVE billy joel
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Rial]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what it be like?!
You: shit be hot
Stranger: nice
You: whats the word
Stranger: no word today...just hangin low
You: word
Stranger: yes
You: so
You: livin' life?
Stranger: i sure am! to the fullest!
Stranger: how bout yourself?
You: maxin' out
You: full throttle
Stranger: kick ass
You: party time
Stranger: lets go!
Stranger: wheres it at?>
You: where ever your at homey
You: put this piece on lock
You: naw I mean
You: kick the tires
Stranger: ill keep it on the dl
You: thatys cool to
You: under the radar
Stranger: 10-4
Stranger: g2g
Stranger: late

[mothrock]

Stranger: sup blood?
You: strange!
You: nothing.
Stranger: true! it is!
You: bored at work.
Stranger: unless you're a crip...?
You: i'm a crip
You: you got beef?
Stranger: oh shit. You're done homie.
Stranger: blam blam! Got you sucka!