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[MikeyWretch]

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[Rial]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi ashley tisdale
You: oh my god really?!?!
You: holy shit...
Stranger: yees
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: how random, whats up.
You: I am so excited......
You: what is it you do?
You: I know its something important
Stranger: i´m fine
Stranger: thanks
You: your Waymon Tisdales daughter right?
Stranger: me releasing a new single in April 14...it's called It's Alright It's OK and it's a pop rock track
You: the former power forward for various NBA teams, lost his leg to cancer, plays smooth jazz now
You: cool, is your dad on your album?
You: i am so excited, i knew this site would pay off
You: ashley?
You: did ythe cancer thing offend you?
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[Jacki O.]

you are thinking about moving there but are concerned about the cattle situation.

[Tony]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi ashley tisdale
You: oh my god really?!?!
You: holy shit...
Stranger: yees
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: how random, whats up.
You: I am so excited......
You: what is it you do?
You: I know its something important
Stranger: i´m fine
Stranger: thanks
You: your Waymon Tisdales daughter right?
Stranger: me releasing a new single in April 14...it's called It's Alright It's OK and it's a pop rock track
You: the former power forward for various NBA teams, lost his leg to cancer, plays smooth jazz now
You: cool, is your dad on your album?
You: i am so excited, i knew this site would pay off
You: ashley?
You: did ythe cancer thing offend you?
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Awesome. He continues undaunted by threats of FBI, warrant or arrest.

hey, when the chance to talk to waymon tisdale's daughter is there, you grab it.

[raubhimself]

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You: In west Philadelphia born and raised...
Stranger: On the playground is where I spent most of my days
You: chillin out maxin-relaxin all cool
You: LOL
Stranger: When a couple of guys who were up to no good
You: started making trouble in my neighborhood
Stranger: I got in one little fight and my moms got scared
You: she said you're movin with your auntie and uncle to bel air
You: i whistled for a cab and when it came near
Stranger: The license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror
You: if anything i can say that this cab is rare
Stranger: But I thought Naw forget it
Stranger: Yo home to Bel Air
You: i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
You: i yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later
Stranger: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
Stranger: To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

what about shootin' some b-ball outside of the school?

[Rial]

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Stranger: moi
You: hello!
Stranger: where u from?
You: USA
Stranger: okey
You: you?
Stranger: finland
You: do you watch TV?
Stranger: not at this time
Stranger: why?
You: American TV?
Stranger: no
You: I can't get over the end of the bachalor
You: you don't have that show?
Stranger: nooo
You: you HAVE to watch it
Stranger: but i can't
You: I think Hulu might have it, I just can't get over the end
Stranger: okey
You: He chose that one girl, but then chose another...you HAVE to see it
Stranger: sure i HAVE to see it, but i can´t
You: I think that it might have Finnish sub titles?
You: unless your blind.
You: which would really suck, becasue you HAVE to see it. Trust me.
Stranger: hahahh
You: The Bacholor reniged and chose another, it was wild
You: OMG, you have to get a copy
Stranger: not this time sorryy
You: you can understand english right? Of course you understand me.
You: no no, its really good, better than skiing and shooting guns
You: that is what you guys do right?
Stranger: ahaa.. but if i don´t want to watch it?
You: seriously, let me see If I can find a stream of the show real quick
Stranger: you guys???
You: Finlanders
You: i am still looking hold on
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: i´m female finn..
You: you should really watch it, i can't get over the end
You: then you will love this show!
You: its a dating show, reality TV.
Stranger: i don´t really like about reality TV
You: but this one is sooo good
Stranger: only Big Brother is reality TV show what i can stand
You: I can't get over the end, hang tight....
You: its like big brother only a single guy dates these girls and I can't elive how it ended
You: he is a hunk also, he might have some Finn in him
You: I can't find any other copys then the VHS one I have, do you have a VCR?
Stranger: Vo
Stranger: No
You: oh man....
You: do you have a US to europe power adapter?
Stranger: öööm.. no
Stranger: i have to go now
You: wait
Stranger: why?
You: promise me you will try and watch this show!
You: its soooo good
You: spread the word thru finland
Stranger: it´s not interested about me
You: you will loe it I swear! Just search it. Please, Promise me!
Stranger: i don´t even know the name!
You: the bachelor
You: the end will blow you away, I still can't belive it
You: and if you want to buy a VCR I will send you the tape
You: no pressure, just have to HAVE to share this with some one
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[Jacki O.]

you are from texas and you love george bush

[Rial]

no one wants to talk to a Texan. Give me something else. I am using up all my "good" stuff on this Texas angle.

[Tony]

you were raised on a polygamist compound

[MikeyWretch]

I suck at this!

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Stranger: FUCK ME
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: fuck me now
You: Good GOD!
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[Jacki O.]

you were raised on a polygamist compound

oohhhh good one!


You enjoy ceramics
You believe in the Bermuda Triangle
You have crayons!

[Tony]

you have recently been bitten by a zombie
you are from the future

[MikeyWretch]

you have recently been bitten by a zombie
you are from the future

I get the freaks!

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You: Help PLEASE!.
Stranger: hello pretty guy
Stranger: What do you want?
You: I was just attacked by this "THING"
You: It bit me on the arm
Stranger: can you fuck me?
Stranger: I'm a hot girl, baby
You: Im really bleeding here!
You: Can you plese help!?
You: It Hurts!
Stranger: hm, I don't care
You: I cant take it!
You: OH GOD!
You: Please!!
Stranger: I don't care if you are bleeding
You: I can smell something!
Stranger: HAHAHA, DIE RIGHTH NOW!
Stranger: PRAGA
You: It hurts and i need
You: BRAINS!!!!!!
Stranger: dead
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[Jacki O.]

haha you do!

you can handle it!


do this one:
you love the shizz!!!!!!!