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[MikeyWretch]

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You: Best ever!
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[Jacki O.]

HAHAHAHA

[MikeyWretch]

FREAKS!


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You: I love the Shizz
Stranger: whats it like having a penis?
You: Really?
Stranger: ANSWER ME
You: Um its cool I guess
You: But the Shizz
You: I love the Shizz
Stranger: i have always wondered
Stranger: what about the shizz?
You: Its the best!
Stranger: orly?!
Stranger: I lyk boobs
You: Yeah I talk to friends and read stuff
Stranger: ( o Y o )<=BEWBZ
You: aw fuck it!
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[Rial]

uninspired and lame...perhaps my sun has has set.


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You: hi
Stranger: aldksflaksdfasdf
Stranger: oh hi
You: ok
You: hi
You: whats the haps?
Stranger: where are you?
Stranger: working
You: I am in the Bahammas
You: I am working also
Stranger: now I'm jealous too (
You: where are you?
Stranger: UK
You: don't be, its kinda rough here
Stranger: rough?
You: you ever been here?
Stranger: with all those beaches and all that sunshine?
Stranger: no
Stranger: went to bermuda once
You: its nice and all, beaches sunshine
Stranger: ((
You: but we don't have everything
You: like Apple Stores, or Maytag repair people.
You: basic stuff
You: and I can't leave
Stranger: there's always mail order
You: yea, but if i want to get away i can't
You: have you heard of the bermuda traingle
Stranger: so it's a bit claustrophobic?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: if i want to get tot he states, there is no way around that thing
You: its real
Stranger: haha
You: i am serious
Stranger: you might end up meeting elvis on the moon
You: you know stone hedge in teh UK
Stranger: been there several times
You: all that spooky stuff, the presence there
Stranger: nah
You: I have felt some crazy shit near the traingle
Stranger: you were smoking pot, right?
You: no, i am very serious, I know it sounds silly
Stranger: superstition
You: I have scene some crazy stuff
You: I have had friends get lost
Stranger: i get lost all the time
You: just litle trips adn gone for days
Stranger: useless sense of direction
You: and they are the liucky ones
Stranger: haven't tripped for a while
Stranger: ;-)
You: no drugs
You: well, a little rum
You: but man, its crazy
Stranger: I was readong about donald crowhurst the other day
Stranger: have you heard of him?
You: oh yes
Stranger: didn't his boat end up there?
Stranger: or was it the caymans?
Stranger: grand cayman maybe
You: it was off south america
Stranger: he *really* lost it
You: but he trained in the traingle, dude was really messed up from it
You: see, its real
Stranger: :-)
You: my aunt lost her husband to the traingle
You: it was before I was born
Stranger: ouch
You: its nuts, it really bums me out
Stranger: he was out sailig?
You: we just stay on the island
Stranger: nobody sails?
You: yes, he was on a pontoon boat
You: I don't sail, crazy Brits and Americans do
Stranger: sailing's fun :-D
You: most of us stay on land, its safe
You: we can sail towards the carribean
Stranger: I guess if you fall overboard in teh channel, someone will find you soon enough
You: but to get to the states were all the stuff is is suicide
You: you fancy yourself a sailer
You: I wouldn't dare the traingle
You: we call it the pink traingle
Stranger: haha
You: becasue of the sea foam color that wash up from it
Stranger: pink foam?!?
You: wierd shit man
Stranger: hey I have to go,
You: it isn't all the time, just at certain times of year
Stranger: what times of year?
You: ok, stay away from the traingle man
You: around the solstices
Stranger: you hippy!
Stranger: nice talking to you
Stranger: take care man
You: you to

[raubhimself]

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Stranger: hi
You: where are you from? i am from texas
Stranger: do you wear jeans?
You: you best believe it, partner
Stranger: i am from europe
You: do they have baseball in Texas?
You: i'm rootin' for the Rangers this year
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: gloryhunter
You: now that George W. is out of office i hope he takes over the team again
Stranger: are you a cowboy
You: glory hunter!? that's a term we use here in texas
Stranger: or cowgirl
You: i reckon' i might be a cowboy
Stranger: do you wear skirts?
You: now hold on a danged minute here
You: this is america we're talkin about
You: the great George Bush wouldn't be caught dead wearin no lady skirt
Stranger: thats why i asked
You: you ain't from france are ya?
Stranger: http://dcpages.com/g...-2/DSC03427.jpg
Stranger: scotland!
You: hey now i don't appreciate you disrespectin mr. bush!
You: and you know the finest whiskey is made here in america
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didn't work as well as i had hoped

also i fucked up and asked if they have baseball in texas instead of europe? lame

it's going to be great when two of us get connected working different angles.

[Rial]

I had to bounce before some one at work saw me talking about animal sex with some one who is probally underage.



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Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: wanna let you know the Shizz is tight
You: I am good
You: how are you?
Stranger: im fine too
Stranger: whats shizz?
You: the tightest site ever
You: you haven't heard of it
Stranger: hm
You: let me educate you
Stranger: aham
Stranger: where are u from?
You: there is stuff about dudes who don't want to bang chicks
You: bands playing in the city of Phoenix aAz
You: people talking about this site
You: Are you hyped on it yet?
Stranger: hyped?
You: yea man or women, pumped, excited, stoked
You: on the shizz
Stranger: my mom said i cannot talk wih stranger.. :/
Stranger: u are a stranger
You: tell you mom its ok
Stranger: no
You: we are talking about the shizz
Stranger: i think u are crazy
You: I am crazy on the shizz
Stranger: i guess im gay
Stranger: hhehehe
You: let your mom know about it as well
You: thats cool man, I am happy also
Stranger: http://theshizz.org/forum/
Stranger: ??
You: see you know whats up
You: come party
Stranger: hey
You: yes?
Stranger: tell me: what is shizz!
You: man, shizz is best described in two words: shits tight
Stranger: i want to fuck a dog in the ass!
Stranger: are u a dog?
You: if I was a dog that could type I would fully let you slip it in
You: but i gots to go both ways
You: see ya
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[Rial]

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You: hello
Stranger: hi
You: where are you from? i am from texas
Stranger: do you wear jeans?
You: you best believe it, partner
Stranger: i am from europe
You: do they have baseball in Texas?
You: i'm rootin' for the Rangers this year
Stranger: don't know
Stranger: gloryhunter
You: now that George W. is out of office i hope he takes over the team again
Stranger: are you a cowboy
You: glory hunter!? that's a term we use here in texas
Stranger: or cowgirl
You: i reckon' i might be a cowboy
Stranger: do you wear skirts?
You: now hold on a danged minute here
You: this is america we're talkin about
You: the great George Bush wouldn't be caught dead wearin no lady skirt
Stranger: thats why i asked
You: you ain't from france are ya?
Stranger: http://dcpages.com/g...-2/DSC03427.jpg
Stranger: scotland!
You: hey now i don't appreciate you disrespectin mr. bush!
You: and you know the finest whiskey is made here in america
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didn't work as well as i had hoped

also i fucked up and asked if they have baseball in texas instead of europe? lame

it's going to be great when two of us get connected working different angles.

thats farther than I ever got, and I tried using the Rangers angle as well.

Kudos.

[Mary]

If you haven't been initially personally served with a criminal complaint (or, you know, arrested and arraigned), they can't just issue a warrant, as far as I know. (I'm sort of counting on that myself right now, and it's a lawyer's opinion.) EDIT: eh, I don't know.

And secondly, I don't think people notify the people they're investigating for being predatory pedophiles. Would you? That's pretty bad investigative procedure.

[Rial]

I kinda felt like I betrayed this persons trust....until they called me at the end fag.

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You: hi
You: what is wrong?
Stranger: my boyfriend is mean:(
You: mine too!
Stranger: is yours a freakishly tall ginger too??
You: ha ha ha ha
You: yes, lets hang out!
Stranger: i cant i live on a tour bus
You: Its ok, we are partying now
Stranger: i want to party
Stranger: can i party.
You: lets do it?
You: eff our ginger boyfriends
Stranger: YEAH.
Stranger: FUCK THEM.
Stranger: why is yours mean.
You: he hates forign films
You: and Public access tv/radio
You: you?
Stranger: mines lazy and a jerk sometimes.
Stranger: and keeps pretending to break up with me.
You: leave him, hit the road
You: we can party together
You: on line
Stranger: how do we do that
You: you know the irish have small members
You: so eff em'
You: we never disconnect
Stranger: hes scottish actually!
Stranger: never leave me.
You: they are all the same, this MC that Mac, eff em'
Stranger: are you in el america
You: get him to tan, that will be your revenge for him being a lazy jerk
Stranger: no i love his paleness
You: its La America
Stranger: he is super cute i swear
You: at least you can see them in the dark, em I right!
stranger: FAG!

[Mary]

Never mind that first thing I said about the warrant; I don't know much about felonies. But the second thing. That.

[Rial]

I don't know anything about much, and I don't think that whatever it is your talking about is right. They can't just tell you you have been reported and warranted and whatever it is they say. But its funny.

[Mary]

Somebody's probably laughing their ass off thinking they might get some people to self-report to the FBI for trying to sex minors online.

[MikeyWretch]

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[Rial]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi im horny
You: ouch
Stranger: will you help me
You: what do I need a file?
You: maybe a skill saw
You: any day now goddamn it!
Stranger: hmm
You: quicker....
Stranger: that doesn't help me
You: your loosing me...
You: I am going....
Stranger: ok bye
You: come on, your horny, need help
You: I took it literal
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: but you lost me with skill saw

[Mary]

Hellboy ftw.