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[glitterbot]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what it be like?!
You: shit be hot
Stranger: nice
You: whats the word
Stranger: no word today...just hangin low
You: word
Stranger: yes
You: so
You: livin' life?
Stranger: i sure am! to the fullest!
Stranger: how bout yourself?
You: maxin' out
You: full throttle
Stranger: kick ass
You: party time
Stranger: lets go!
Stranger: wheres it at?>
You: where ever your at homey
You: put this piece on lock
You: naw I mean
You: kick the tires
Stranger: ill keep it on the dl
You: thatys cool to
You: under the radar
Stranger: 10-4
Stranger: g2g
Stranger: late

this sounds like my neighbors talking in the driveway.

[beefstew]

You find the wackiest stuff online Jacki O. This stuff is hilarious!

[Jacki O.]

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what it be like?!
You: shit be hot
Stranger: nice
You: whats the word
Stranger: no word today...just hangin low
You: word
Stranger: yes
You: so
You: livin' life?
Stranger: i sure am! to the fullest!
Stranger: how bout yourself?
You: maxin' out
You: full throttle
Stranger: kick ass
You: party time
Stranger: lets go!
Stranger: wheres it at?>
You: where ever your at homey
You: put this piece on lock
You: naw I mean
You: kick the tires
Stranger: ill keep it on the dl
You: thatys cool to
You: under the radar
Stranger: 10-4
Stranger: g2g
Stranger: late

OMG.

FUCKING HILARIOUS

g2g!!!!!!!!!!



Mothrock, keep working out peace between the crips and the bloods. Don't give up!


MORE!
Talk like a cowboy
George Bush
talking from a submarine
you love hot dogs
you are your pet

[Rial]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hotdog lovers say what!
Stranger: what?
You: you love the dog?
You: not trying to be wierd
Stranger: i do like certain kinds of dogs yes
You: I just love all beef franks
Stranger: i like beagles
You: you eat Kosher?
You: I am talking edible dogs, unless you eat beagles. Seaseme sead bun might go well with that
Stranger: no i dont eat people sorry
You: you have got me all wrong
Stranger: huskies are nice too
You: I am talking Nathans, Hebrew national
You: You know the good stuff
Stranger: maybe golden retrievers but they shed alot
You: Thats nice, but I am trying to get you to talk sausage with me
You: nacho cheese, onion, sport peppers
Stranger: my beagle likes sausage too
Stranger: but he gets gas
You: ok.
You: So how do we feel about celert salt?
You: celery, sorry
Stranger: im scared of the gravestones so i dont go to them
You: this has nothing to do with hotdogs.
You: are you fucking with me?
Stranger: i dont apreciate your language
You: i don't appreciate you dischord tpowrds hot dogs
Stranger: i told you i like beagles
You: I have be straight and forward with you
You: beagles are not Hot Dogs, they are animals, I am talking cured meat in a tube form surrounded by bread and condiments
You: I know you have heard of these
Stranger: its ok hes in the shade hes cool
You: i hate you.




This was a little frustrating actually.

[MikeyWretch]

[Jacki O.]

i cant stop laughing.....

so good....

Stranger: its ok hes in the shade hes cool
You: i hate you.

[Rial]

that submarine one is hard. this is the best of the 10 I think I did. Submarines are not my passion like hotdogs.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello from ocean bottom
Stranger: Hello from the desert of boredom!
You: I am ukraine sailer in nucleer submarine
You: what desert you call bored
Stranger: Palm Desert
You: this is where?
Stranger: california
Stranger: close to LA
You: america!
Stranger: yeah
You: I am in love with movies stars
You: we get 3 channel in submarine. one is arab the other is E!
You: soviet satalite is too old for better television
Stranger: hah
You: how is weather in californias palm desert
Stranger: very hot and windy
You: I am jealous, we have control temp here
You: when toilet gets shit we smell. need wind
You: lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: does it back up?
You: it is small. toilet release into ocean when we make long stop
You: how do you know movie stars
Stranger: uh, dont know that many
Stranger: i grew up down the street from sonny bono tho
You: in palm desert they live?
You: i am sorry if my english is poore
Stranger: its' ok
You: who is bono? from rock group u2
You: he is shit
Stranger: yeah, he's a massive fucking tool
You: I hate his idea
You: africa needs to stop disease, with war.
You: he grew up with you?
Stranger: i grew up close to his house
Stranger: he's a celebrity from the 60's
You: Bono is alive today
You: rock band U2
Stranger: differnt one
You: there was two bono?
You: in Ukraine we have only one
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Sonny_Bono
You: we have singer who dances with horse
Stranger: oh, is that a good act?
You: she dance on horse with rings of flame
You: what is address you give me
Stranger: uh no thanks
You: i wish I can go to this palm desert the ocean is old

[weener]

I just had a really interesting conversation with someone who only speaks Portuguese! My Spanish is apparently enough that we can understand each other pretty well.

You: Hi!
Stranger: gol do resende?
You: Portuguese?
Stranger: vasco porra
You: Italian?
Stranger: brasilia-a-a-no
You: Yo puedo hablar espanol, te ayuda?
Stranger: mutcho]
You: fantastico!
You: De donde eres en Brasil?
Stranger: Rio de Janeiro
Stranger: you?
You: fenix, Arizona, Estados Unidos
You: He visto la pelicula Ciudad de Dios
Stranger: porra teu protugues é fodástico eim
You: Hmmm
You: Mi puertogueso no es mue bueno
Stranger: cidade de Dios é perto de my casa
You: De veras? Es muy pobre
Stranger: no
You: Bien. Pienso que Brasil me asusta. Porque la pelicula
Stranger: la na Ciudad de Dios es mui pobre
You: Claro que si
Stranger: la pelicula exagera
You: Hmm, que sopresa
You: No tiene hijos que matan a todos
Stranger: matam a todos? no estoi vivo haha
Stranger: mentira para audiencia
Stranger: entende?
You: Es mas interesante yo pienso
You: Esta bien que no es real
Stranger: es vero
You: Que interesante
You: Que haces para trabajar?
You: Trabajo en la biblioteca
Stranger: Propagandista em médicos
Stranger: medicamentos
You: Interesante
You: Cuantos anos tiene?
Stranger: 21
Stranger: e tu?
You: Yo 24
Stranger: novíssimo
You: Que?
Stranger: novo
You: Joven?
You: Nuevo
Stranger: tenho um primo na microsoft e warshington
Stranger: ok joven
You: En los Estados unidos?
Stranger: ok
You: en la capital?
Stranger: no
Stranger: proximo a texas
You: El estado de Washington?
Stranger: e vero?
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: mui distante?
You: Texas es de la sur, Washington es en el norte
Stranger: putz kkkk
You: vivo cerca de Texas
You: En el sur oeste
You: Arizona esta cerca de Mexico
You: Texas tambien
You: Washington es muy cerca de Canada
Stranger: pelas peliculasm pensamos que todos uzam sombrero e andam em cavalos
You: No, es la verdad!
Stranger: haha
You: Mi madre es de Texas
You: Todo que has oido es verdad
Stranger: quero morar ai haha
Stranger: vou pegar um bote e invadir
You: Haha
You: de veras?
Stranger: verdad
Stranger: menos o bote haha
You: Haha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mary]

My favorite is the person who doesn't like the celery because of all the graves.

[Jacki O.]

that submarine one is hard. this is the best of the 10 I think I did. Submarines are not my passion like hotdogs.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello from ocean bottom
Stranger: Hello from the desert of boredom!
You: I am ukraine sailer in nucleer submarine
You: what desert you call bored
Stranger: Palm Desert
You: this is where?
Stranger: california
Stranger: close to LA
You: america!
Stranger: yeah
You: I am in love with movies stars
You: we get 3 channel in submarine. one is arab the other is E!
You: soviet satalite is too old for better television
Stranger: hah
You: how is weather in californias palm desert
Stranger: very hot and windy
You: I am jealous, we have control temp here
You: when toilet gets shit we smell. need wind
You: lol
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: does it back up?
You: it is small. toilet release into ocean when we make long stop
You: how do you know movie stars
Stranger: uh, dont know that many
Stranger: i grew up down the street from sonny bono tho
You: in palm desert they live?
You: i am sorry if my english is poore
Stranger: its' ok
You: who is bono? from rock group u2
You: he is shit
Stranger: yeah, he's a massive fucking tool
You: I hate his idea
You: africa needs to stop disease, with war.
You: he grew up with you?
Stranger: i grew up close to his house
Stranger: he's a celebrity from the 60's
You: Bono is alive today
You: rock band U2
Stranger: differnt one
You: there was two bono?
You: in Ukraine we have only one
Stranger: http://en.wikipedia....wiki/Sonny_Bono
You: we have singer who dances with horse
Stranger: oh, is that a good act?
You: she dance on horse with rings of flame
You: what is address you give me
Stranger: uh no thanks
You: i wish I can go to this palm desert the ocean is old

marry me.

[Rial]

"marry me."



Deal, but according to the Bible

"Leviticus 18:18... a man can only take a second wife if his first wife gives her consent.

She's probally game

"Exodus 21:10...a man can only take a second wife if he is capable of maintaining the same level of marital duties due to his first wife; the marital duties are 1) food, 2) clothing, and 3) sexual gratification."

This providing food as a marital dutie is raising a red flag, so if your interested in a polygamist union with the comic fake conversations with strangers on the internet in place of food, then the balls in your court.

[Jacki O.]

"marry me."



Deal, but according to the Bible

"Leviticus 18:18... a man can only take a second wife if his first wife gives her consent.

She's probally game

"Exodus 21:10...a man can only take a second wife if he is capable of maintaining the same level of marital duties due to his first wife; the marital duties are 1) food, 2) clothing, and 3) sexual gratification."

This providing food as a marital dutie is raising a red flag, so if your interested in a polygamist union with the comic fake conversations with strangers on the internet in place of food, then the balls in your court.

deal!
I don't need food, clothing, or sexual gratification from you, i just need these comic fake conversations with strangers on the internet. That's all i need. That's all i want.

[Jacki O.]

MORE!


You are Chuck Norris's personal assistant
You can't get over the ending of The Bachelor
You think computers are stupid

[Jacki O.]

Connecting to stranger:

You: In west Philadelphia born and raised...
Stranger: On the playground is where I spent most of my days
You: chillin out maxin-relaxin all cool
You: LOL
Stranger: When a couple of guys who were up to no good
You: started making trouble in my neighborhood
Stranger: I got in one little fight and my moms got scared
You: she said you're movin with your auntie and uncle to bel air
You: i whistled for a cab and when it came near
Stranger: The license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror
You: if anything i can say that this cab is rare
Stranger: But I thought Naw forget it
Stranger: Yo home to Bel Air
You: i pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
You: i yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell you later
Stranger: I looked at my kingdom I was finally there
Stranger: To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

[Rial]

Stranger: This is Debbie from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaint of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the police.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you.
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.


this is what I got from my last post.
I claim BS, but I am mildly concerned.