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[Jacki O.]

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You: My name is Chris Hanson
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[camilla o.]

a friend's conversation:

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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: what is good?
Stranger: Wanna play a game?
You: sure, you just lost it though
You: the game.
Stranger: DAMNIT
You: you lost it
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: beat me to it
You: i did
You: i am sorry
You: you might win next time
Stranger: congrats though
You: thanks
You: good try
Stranger: yeah
You: hey listen to this band the mean jeans
You: they are pretty good
You: youtube mean jeans stoned 2 the bone
Stranger: okay
You: do it
Stranger: i dont listen to any music related to the assassin of youth, marijuana
You: huh?
Stranger: huh
You: marijuana
You: you donut like it?
Stranger: MARIJUANA WILL KILL YOU
Stranger: AND RUIN YOUR LIFE
Stranger: WHY WOULD I LIKE IT
You: no way dude
You: i smoke weed all the time
Stranger: it makes you eat your children
You: and i am not dead
You: and my kids, i never ate them
You: and my life rules
Stranger: dont you hear what the totally truthful government that loves us says????
You: dude, obama isnt even black, first of all
You: second of all, get high, bro
You: did you listen to the song yet
Stranger: dude what the government says is true bro
You: i mean, i won the fucking game, the least you could dude is listen to the song
Stranger: brb gonna smoke a bowl then listen to that song
You: nice!
Stranger: you thought i was serious about the government bullshit haaaaaaaaahahaha
You: naw
Stranger: YOU lost the game
You: maybe a little at first
You: no because i am stoned so it doesnt even count
You: i am actually the winner of the game you see
You: because i got high before you
You: fine lets call it a tie
Stranger: asshole
You: dude. i am not even an asshole
Stranger: dude. i know
Stranger: you sound pretty chill dude
Stranger: uuuuugggggghhhhh
You: oh i am.
You: whats uggghhhhh
Stranger: my lighter is in my bedroom and im in the living room
Stranger: and i dont feel like getting up
You: rough
You: do you have a stove near by?
Stranger: lol kitchen
You: roll up a paper towel light one end on fire, then with that light the bowl
Stranger: ill just go get the lighter
You: thats less fun, but do you
Stranger: what color is your lighter?
You: ok. i am going to go put food in the oven. brb
You: its blue
You: aqua blue
Stranger: mine is purple
You: purple is a good color
You: i have always liked it
You: ever since larry johnson was on the hornets
Stranger: hah
Stranger: i lik epurple
Stranger: cuz its fancy
Stranger: jimi hendrix knew how to wear purple
You: yeah like royalty
You: how do you feel about the movie angus
You: i keep asking people on here if they have seen it
You: but nobody has, which is a god damned shame
Stranger: i just imdb'd it
Stranger: A miserable fat teenager secretly has a crush on the class beauty, ends up becoming the surprising participant to dance with her at a high school dance, meaning he's got to get his act together with the help of his best friend
Stranger: sounds cool
You: its terrific
You: the soundtrack rules too
You: http://www.youtube.c...0...F34&index=2
You: the only thing thats sucks is that its not on dvd
Stranger: grandpa shes POPULAR
You: haha
Stranger: his name is angus bafoon?
Stranger: wat
You: LOL WAT
You: yeah its pretty awesome
You: its based on a book
Stranger: the movie?
You: yeah
You: well it was based on a short story actually
Stranger: have you seen Friday?
You: yeah ofcourse
You: of course
Stranger: fuck yes
You: good movie
Stranger: and tell yo daddy to comb his damn hair, it looks like a buncha spiders havin a meetin' on his head
You: i gotta go. nice talking to you
Stranger: bbbbbbbbbbbbyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeee

[mig50]

whoa weird.

my roommate and i were just talking about angus a couple days ago.

[mig50]

i was actually having a normal, non-jackassed conversation with someone, then my internet connection went all haywire.

so then i said fuck it and just started trying to have fun:

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You: hiiiiiiiiiiiii
Stranger: hi,someone just told me that im not safe
You: how so?
You: like, not safe to be around?
You: should i wear a helmet?
You: are you toxic?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im just starting a new conversation and then he/she just said youre not safe
You: well, were they right?
Stranger: i dont know
You: i mean, i feel okay with my suit of armor on and everything, but it doesn't protect against radiation. jesus.
Stranger: yes i agree with you
You: i find you interesting.
Stranger: really?
You: no.
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Stranger: hello there
You: hiya
Stranger: asl?
You: what is asl?
Stranger: age sex location
You: assle?
You: hassle?
You: tassle?
Stranger: tard
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You: favorite phil collins song, GO!
Stranger: never gonna give you upppp never gonna let you down
Stranger: dammit i was typing already
You: that's rick astley.
Stranger: i knowwww
You: not phil collins.
Stranger: you beat me
Stranger: yea i'm not stupid lol
You: i am disappointed in you.
Stranger: fav phil collins:
You: not mad, just disappointed.
Stranger: against all odds
Stranger: better, bb?
You: pussy.
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[degrae]

Thanks alot Jackie, this shit is as life sucking as THE FANTASTIC CONTRAPTION, you know I blew off a band tour and a $125000, a year job cause of you?

[weener]

Stranger: BRITNEY SPEARS IS A GODDESS
You: Woo
You: You said it sister
You: Like, so luscious and talented
Stranger: how did u kno my name is sister
Stranger: stalker.
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Hmmm...

[Rial]

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You: hi!
Stranger: ...
Stranger: what do u want...
You: to talk
You: duh!
Stranger: i dont know u
You: I don't knoiw you!
You: lets talk!
Stranger: about wat
You: do you like against Me!
Stranger: wat????????????????
You: the band Against Me!
Stranger: whats a band?
You: I like to end sentences with....!
Stranger: im a country boy
You: oh come on!
You: country boys band together!
Stranger: im telling

[eraser]

I had a really badass conversation where I was a shark and the stranger pretended to be a potato.

It was awesome!

Unfortunately, my browser crashed before I could copy and paste the conversation.

It ended with the potato bobbing in the sea with joy!

[eraser]

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You: Oh, hello!
You: I'm a doctor from the 1920s!
You: How do you do?
Stranger: !olleh ,hO
You: Dr. Kirken Von Bogglestein is my name!
You: What ails you today?
Stranger: !s0291 eht morf rotcod a m'I
Stranger: ?od uoy od woH
You: Perhaps I have a tonic that could help you.
You: Hm ...
Stranger: !eman ym si nietselggoB noV nekriK .rD
Stranger: ?yadot uoy slia tahW
You: So far you're showing symptoms of non-synaptical dyslexia.
You: The only known cure is to drill into your head!
Stranger: .uoy pleh dluoc taht cinot a evah I spahreP
Stranger: ... mH
You: We will have to shave -- OH SHIT A SHARK!
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[Quezo]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: favorite phil collins song, GO!
Stranger: never gonna give you upppp never gonna let you down
Stranger: dammit i was typing already
You: that's rick astley.
Stranger: i knowwww
You: not phil collins.
Stranger: you beat me
Stranger: yea i'm not stupid lol
You: i am disappointed in you.
Stranger: fav phil collins:
You: not mad, just disappointed.
Stranger: against all odds
Stranger: better, bb?
You: pussy.
You have disconnected.

This almost sounds like Mig had a random conversation with himself. Awesome.

[mancopter]

Against all odds? Fuck that.

[eraser]

There must be a squadron of Omegle rickrollers because I ran into a couple today.

I blocked one of them with my +10 DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'

[Jacki O.]

they are probably from Brazil too.

So many fucking Brazilians on that thing. I should be fluent in portuguese soon.

[eraser]

they are probably from Brazil too.

So many fucking Brazilians on that thing. I should be fluent in portuguese soon.

There are more Brazilians than a porn convention!

[degrae]

I met a computer programmer from Delhi India, 19, was a cool dude. The site shut us off when we started talkin' politics.