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[Jacki O.]

time to pawn some shit and git ta studying!

just sold a guitar, i guess i have to sell a bike too

that sux balls but i've been there. Life, it gets better after school, i swear!

[MikeyWretch]

I just farted and tried to recreate a similar sound with my shoe on my chair so no one would know it was real.

But it smells horrid!

[mig50]

Also, everyone laughed at me when I asked about getting a DUI on a bicycle in Phoenix. Apparantly you cannot. In Phoenix.

wait, what?

really?

[mancopter]

Thats bullshit. You can get a DUI on a bike. I had classes with peeps who got them that way.

Chances are, you gotta be pretty fucked up, cuz cops would rather have you on a bike than in a car, but you can totally get one, and it's officer discretion, just like an automobile.

[Quezo]

Also, everyone laughed at me when I asked about getting a DUI on a bicycle in Phoenix. Apparantly you cannot. In Phoenix.

wait, what?

really?

Dude was on the force like 30 years and only retired like a year and a half ago. Everyone was laughing. I'll pm you his name if you want to name drop him when you're stopped on you bicycle.

[Coward Crutch]

ants are back lurking around my house, sending their spies to look for food. I hate them so much. Also I was drinking at the bar last night and saw this wrestler guy on tv and was disturbed by how much his face and hair resembled mine. thinking of emailing his manager to let them know I would like my likeness back....

[MikeyWretch]

I wish I was home getting kisses from my pup pups!

[Jacki O.]

I was drinking at the bar last night and saw this wrestler guy on tv and was disturbed by how much his face and hair resembled mine. thinking of emailing his manager to let them know I would like my likeness back....

BAHAHAHA!!

Did you win that round?

[MikeyWretch]

Im too nice

[differently biotic]

you are super nice, Mikey.

I'm going to make my lunch now. Hour left of the work day! weeeeeeeeeee!

[mancopter]

ants are back lurking around my http://theshizz.org/...index.php?house, sending their spies to look for food. I hate them so much. Also I was drinking at the bar last night and saw this wrestler guy on tv and was disturbed by how much his face and hair resembled mine. thinking of emailing his manager to let them know I would like my likeness back....

http://en.wikipedia....iki/Chris_Sabin

[Coward Crutch]

Paradise Bakery catered a meeting earlier today and now there are sandwiches in the break room. I have already eaten lunch so I can't just go back there and eat them. I need to formulate a plan to get those sandwiches into my car as discretely as possible....

[Jacki O.]

Paradise Bakery catered a meeting earlier today and now there are sandwiches in the break room. I have already eaten lunch so I can't just go back there and eat them. I need to formulate a plan to get those sandwiches into my car as discretely as possible....

pretend like you are cleaning up the breakroom!!!!

i do that every friday in my office, and take all the leftover food that my office buys for us!

[Coward Crutch]

indeed, going to see if I can find a plastic bag in there to hide the sandwiches then it's straight to the parking lot. Going to try and sneek out fairly early as my director has already left for the day....

[Coward Crutch]

a student just showed up almost 2 hrs late for her appointment and is asking for me "I'm sorry but due to your lateness we will have to reschedule your appointment, that and I need to get some sandwiches off campus as quickly as possible"....