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[Katie]

What is it about my OkCupid profile that makes dudes want to message me the grossest, most lewd things. Like in the first message. At minimum 4 times a week I get a message from a person I have never spoken to and all it says is "I want to cum on your face" That section that says "Things I'm good at" It does not say "receiving facials" I'm not posting slutty pictures. I'm not sticking beer cans down my throat. I am not inviting this shit. I am about to bolt the door and turn off the computer. This shit is ridiculous. /rantover

[jeremx]

What is it about my OkCupid profile that makes dudes want to message me the grossest, most lewd things.

yeah.. the worst part (well, for dudes) is that those assholes keep any guy who's actually sincerely looking to talk to a girl from having any luck. when you get 37 messages a day from dudes and 35 of'em are assholes like that, you're probably not even going to bother clicking the other two.. you're just going to assume they're all about blowin' loads in your eye.

[The Real Jeffrey Lebowski]

I can't even pretend to give half a fuck about work right now. I don't want to do anything but drink, followed by sitting in the pool and drinking.

Also, I miss the shit out of my beard. Last night was the first show I've been to without it, and I felt naked...

[Jacki O.]

What is it about my OkCupid profile that makes dudes want to message me the grossest, most lewd things. Like in the first message. At minimum 4 times a week I get a message from a person I have never spoken to and all it says is "I want to cum on your face" That section that says "Things I'm good at" It does not say "receiving facials" I'm not posting slutty pictures. I'm not sticking beer cans down my throat. I am not inviting this shit. I am about to bolt the door and turn off the computer. This shit is ridiculous. /rantover

LAME

fuck okstupid, there are cooler dating websites out there

[Ninjaneer]

Is it possible to have an addiction to going to shows?

[Katie]

Here's the message and what I wrote back:

Vito 21:
Would you be down for a facial?

MissDangerzone:
Hi Vito!

Not recieving them, but I do enjoy giving them. I like to keep my vagina unwashed and neglect my Valtrex medication for several days before squirting. I really feel like this enhances the texture and flavor of my juices. If this sounds good to you, then prepare yourself with some rubber sheets and we can have some fun! Hope to hear from you soon! XOXO <3

[Quezo]

Here's the message and what I wrote back:

Vito 21:
Would you be down for a facial?

MissDangerzone:
Hi Vito!

Not recieving them, but I do enjoy giving them. I like to keep my vagina unwashed and neglect my Valtrex medication for several days before squirting. I really feel like this enhances the texture and flavor of my juices. If this sounds good to you, then prepare yourself with some rubber sheets and we can have some fun! Hope to hear from you soon! XOXO <3

As soon as I read your moniker, the rest of your conversation was accompanied by Kenny Loggins and his mullet, and F-14's blasting off
aircraft carriers.

You could also see how far you can exploit them by telling them to give you spa passes.
If they do that, tell them you might send them some toenail clippings.
If they're lucky

[Katie]

I am from now on going to be sending the grossest things I can think of and demands. I am about to fuck with some heads

[Quezo]

I am from now on going to be sending the grossest things I can think of and demands. I am about to fuck with some heads

Fuck yeah K!

Like serios Domina stuff that totally dehumanizes the prick bastards.

[weener]

Got a raise and this summer work is going to let me do 4 10 hour shifts instead of 5 8 hours, AWESOME, and I saw my favorite band last night. It's great to be alive today. And I had a hangover when I was going through my annual. Like a BOSS.

4x10's are great - even more so in the summer so you can take the long weekend and get the eff out of Phoenix :-)

Unless you work outside - then 4x10's in the summer are ROUGH. I've done it, not recommended.

Yeah, I prefer 4x10's in my bass cabs more than any other combinations.
2x15's are great , but not for every gig.
You have to be the Beatles to use 8x10's; the only place where there are 8 days in a week

Not ashamed to say that made me think about bass speakers too.

[Quezo]

Got a raise and this summer work is going to let me do 4 10 hour shifts instead of 5 8 hours, AWESOME, and I saw my favorite band last night. It's great to be alive today. And I had a hangover when I was going through my annual. Like a BOSS.

4x10's are great - even more so in the summer so you can take the long weekend and get the eff out of Phoenix :-)

Unless you work outside - then 4x10's in the summer are ROUGH. I've done it, not recommended.

Yeah, I prefer 4x10's in my bass cabs more than any other combinations.
2x15's are great , but not for every gig.
You have to be the Beatles to use 8x10's; the only place where there are 8 days in a week

Not ashamed to say that made me think about bass speakers too.

[Katie]

Vito21:
Wow
Idk what to say you sound perfect where have you been this whole time!!!

MissDangerZone:
Hey hot stuff,

I've been under your house masterbating furiously to your every move. My clit fell off, I can't find it. Please send it back. I totally think we are soul mates. Miss you already! THINKING OF U!!!! XOXO *kisses*

Vito21:
But I live on the bottom floor anyways let's txt

(The the fucktard gives me his phone number)

Not sure where to go from here. My friend Aaron and I are playing with the idea of calling from a payphone at an ungodly hour making noises of what sounds like a human fucking a dog. Or something foul.

[Jacki O.]

Vito21:
Wow
Idk what to say you sound perfect where have you been this whole time!!!

MissDangerZone:
Hey hot stuff,

I've been under your house masterbating furiously to your every move. My clit fell off, I can't find it. Please send it back. I totally think we are soul mates. Miss you already! THINKING OF U!!!! XOXO *kisses*

Vito21:
But I live on the bottom floor anyways let's txt

(The the fucktard gives me his phone number)

Not sure where to go from here. My friend Aaron and I are playing with the idea of calling from a payphone at an ungodly hour making noises of what sounds like a human fucking a dog. Or something foul.

tell him you like pooping on guys and making them eat it

and you are also into watching guys give each other facials

[Katie]

I have begun my act of trolling. Tonight's IM conversation of a man hoping for hastily exchanged fluids, It's very long,(that's what she said) but worth it.


NerdCore_Rising:boner?

[11:13:38 pm]missdangerzone:Treat me like a piece of meat, cover me with garlic salt

[11:13:50 pm]NerdCore_Rising:oh

[11:13:55 pm]NerdCore_Rising:that sounds yummy actually

[11:14:02 pm]NerdCore_Rising:split a steak?

[11:14:34 pm]missdangerzone:saucy

[11:14:41 pm]NerdCore_Rising:A1?

[11:14:53 pm]missdangerzone:all over it

[11:15:01 pm]NerdCore_Rising:all over you?

[11:15:19 pm]missdangerzone:all over my boner

[11:15:29 pm]NerdCore_Rising:OH YOU HAVE ONE TOO?

[11:15:30 pm]NerdCore_Rising:show me

[11:15:44 pm]missdangerzone:its huge, Ill poke yer eye out

[11:15:53 pm]missdangerzone:ALL THE WAY FROM OVER HERE

[11:15:55 pm]NerdCore_Rising:promise?

[11:16:01 pm]NerdCore_Rising:mine is super small

[11:16:10 pm]missdangerzone:lets have a swordfight

[11:16:21 pm]NerdCore_Rising:ok!

[11:16:30 pm]NerdCore_Rising:I’ll bring the pills, you bring the wine?

[11:16:46 pm]missdangerzone:dont forget your tiny boner

[11:16:58 pm]NerdCore_Rising:oh don’t worry I won’t

[11:17:31 pm]NerdCore_Rising:you wear skinny jeans?

[11:17:45 pm]missdangerzone:more like fatpants

[11:17:50 pm]NerdCore_Rising:lol

[11:17:59 pm]NerdCore_Rising:I was gonna say

[11:18:24 pm]missdangerzone:shows off that meaty goodness

[11:18:41 pm]NerdCore_Rising:lol sure

[11:21:09 pm]NerdCore_Rising:how often do you bone?

[11:21:47 pm]missdangerzone:4 times a day, up my own butt

[11:22:18 pm]NerdCore_Rising:oh you like it in your fartbox huh?

[11:22:38 pm]missdangerzone:cummin out my mouth

[11:23:01 pm]NerdCore_Rising:you cum out of your mouth?

[11:23:03 pm]NerdCore_Rising:wow

[11:23:44 pm]missdangerzone:that’s how it works, weirdo

[11:23:53 pm]missdangerzone:don’t know what your weird body does

[11:24:10 pm]NerdCore_Rising:I don’t cum from my mouth….

[11:24:27 pm]missdangerzone:oviously your butt is broken

[11:24:42 pm]NerdCore_Rising:uh

[11:24:44 pm]NerdCore_Rising:yes

[11:24:45 pm]NerdCore_Rising:it is

[11:24:49 pm]NerdCore_Rising:cum fix it?

[11:25:05 pm]missdangerzone:I cant fix that, but I can provide more wreckage

[11:25:13 pm]NerdCore_Rising:yes please

[11:25:25 pm]missdangerzone:POW POW POW KRAKOW

[11:25:49 pm]NerdCore_Rising:don’t threaten me with a good time

[11:25:54 pm]NerdCore_Rising:you better deliver

[11:26:03 pm]missdangerzone:only promises sugartits

[11:26:28 pm]NerdCore_Rising:show me your sugartits

[11:26:53 pm]missdangerzone:they’re more infected misquito bites

[11:27:26 pm]NerdCore_Rising:I guees, fat chicks usually have big tits

[11:27:29 pm]NerdCore_Rising:it’s odd when they don’t

[11:28:22 pm]missdangerzone:oozing sacks o’ disease

[11:28:40 pm]NerdCore_Rising:lol I bet

[11:28:50 pm]missdangerzone:suckle it

[11:29:00 pm]missdangerzone:wanna split my valtrex?

[11:29:11 pm]NerdCore_Rising:valtrex, is that a med?

[11:29:24 pm]NerdCore_Rising:lol herpes

[11:29:34 pm]missdangerzone:I’m full of the herp a derp, but only on my titties

[11:29:49 pm]NerdCore_Rising:lol

[11:30:12 pm]NerdCore_Rising:don’t look at my profile bitfch

[11:30:15 pm]NerdCore_Rising:jk but seriously

[11:30:34 pm]missdangerzone:seriously

[11:30:40 pm]missdangerzone:look at my herp

[11:30:50 pm]missdangerzone:I’m nice and I like to share

[11:31:24 pm]NerdCore_Rising:can’t see it

[11:31:33 pm]missdangerzone:showing it

[11:31:43 pm]NerdCore_Rising:nope

[11:31:54 pm]missdangerzone:nope, that’s a nipple

[11:32:21 pm]NerdCore_Rising:or a spaghettie-o

[11:32:50 pm]missdangerzone:it’s a hotdog

[11:32:55 pm]missdangerzone:nope, that’s my boner

[11:33:07 pm]NerdCore_Rising:suprised you haven’t eaten it yet lol

[11:33:19 pm]missdangerzone:I bit off the end

[11:33:26 pm]missdangerzone:but I pooped it out

[11:33:34 pm]NerdCore_Rising:and ate it again?

[11:33:38 pm]missdangerzone:I also poop out off my mouth

[11:33:57 pm]missdangerzone:on your chest

[11:34:02 pm]NerdCore_Rising:please!

[11:34:05 pm]NerdCore_Rising:that’s hot

[11:34:16 pm]NerdCore_Rising:2 girls 5 cups?

[11:34:39 pm]missdangerzone:I poop out of every orifice

[11:34:56 pm]missdangerzone:every pore is an overeater and an anus

[11:34:58 pm]NerdCore_Rising:sure sure

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