Well, you better get one of each for this guy, because this shit is out of control.Hey! I'm a fat dude too! Where's my help...It is when he's the only other person sitting over here by me.Its always gotta be the fat person doing the gross stuff.
Poor dude! He needs help!
We need to hire little kids or midgets to really get in there and clean us up!
Currently Thinking........
Started by MikeyWretch, Apr 09 2009 03:01 PM
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Posted 25 January 2010 - 04:13 PM
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Posted 25 January 2010 - 04:15 PM
Dude, bidets man, that is one thing the Euros have figured out fuckin' bidets!!!
the next time the star shoots across the sky, I'm gonna grab it, and smash it, under my feet...http://djjohnnyvolume.tumblr.com/
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Posted 25 January 2010 - 05:20 PM
Got 99 problems....
the next time the star shoots across the sky, I'm gonna grab it, and smash it, under my feet...http://djjohnnyvolume.tumblr.com/
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Posted 25 January 2010 - 05:42 PM
Today I am pondering why I even bother conversing with some of my coworkers:
Coworker: Have you read the new Bill O'Reilly book? I couldn't put it down, it was that good.
Me: No.
Coworker: Typical liberal excuse. You talk about how everyone has the right to say what they want to say, but you refuse to hear someone else's point of view. If it's not something you agree with, you have no interest in hearing it. Do you understand how hypocritical you are being by doing that?
Me: How did you get all of that out of "no"?
I'd love to hear what they'd say if you followed up with "Have you read the latest Michael Moore book/seen his latest movie?"
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 11:14 AM
my little sister called to tell me she finally got the baby to show what it is. hahaha She's gonna have a boy. Excited.
I need to rent a uhaul to move some stuff.
I think that warranties on laptops suck. It doesn't cover your screen at all. So bogus.
Dave!!!! Yay for being back on here!
I see ya latered to my bff this morning. ::sad face:: she is going back to Portland. sigh. She spent the past 5 days trying to convince me to move out there. I am seriously thinking about it.
I need to rent a uhaul to move some stuff.
I think that warranties on laptops suck. It doesn't cover your screen at all. So bogus.
Dave!!!! Yay for being back on here!
I see ya latered to my bff this morning. ::sad face:: she is going back to Portland. sigh. She spent the past 5 days trying to convince me to move out there. I am seriously thinking about it.
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 12:02 PM
Holy hot dude doing our lunch and learn today! Too bad he brought fuckin pizza,though 
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 12:03 PM
Holy hot dude doing our lunch and learn today! Too bad he brought fuckin pizza,though
HOT DUDES?
PIZZA?
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 12:05 PM
Eh... it's Papa Johns 
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 12:06 PM
ugh...sickEh... it's Papa Johns
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 12:09 PM
I know!! I won't be calling his hot ass do any work for my communites. This pizza sucks!
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 12:48 PM
I have a nasty sinus infection and other than my mega gravelly voice, everything pretty much sucks to the fullest
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 12:50 PM
Last night I went to Eastside Records and Mike Eastside let me stand behind the counter (to look through lists of records on the old ass Eastside iMac). And he bought me an AZ Iced Tea. Nonetheless, it was almost as if I worked there. I have arrived!
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 12:52 PM
i could spend all day surfing for dudes on okcupid 
and then judging them based on their profile information.
Sadly, most sound like pretentious douches in their profiles.
I like Camus too but i'm not gonna be a dick about it
and then judging them based on their profile information.
Sadly, most sound like pretentious douches in their profiles.
I like Camus too but i'm not gonna be a dick about it
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Posted 26 January 2010 - 01:10 PM
Eh... it's Papa Johns
HEY! i like papa juan's!
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