It's Cougar Time!
#1
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:08 PM
I am 27.
Just call me Jacki Cougar-Mellancamp
Should i do this??? I need Cougar advice!
last time i went on the prowl it didn't work.
pluses:
hot
thinks i'm "completely adorable"
hot
will be excited when we go out to bars!
probably doesn't have an alcohol addiction yet!
hot
21yr old peen!
minuses:
born in 1988!
wont get my 80s pop culture references to things like Alf (which i reference A LOT in daily convo) or Jem
was 12 in 2000!
21yr old peen!
#2
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:13 PM
#3
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:16 PM
"Yes, you always go down on the girl first. I speak the truth!"
#4
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:17 PM
Every young man needs a cougar to train him.
You are that cougar Jacki.
Go and teach him otherwise his future girlfriends will resent you for it.
Message board?
This is The Shizz.
Chromelodeon manages to get all the furniture from their hotel into the lake a few years back...and people are worried about shizzies?
#5
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:31 PM
Wear your best Susan Sarandon wig.
Seduce.
Repeat.
#6
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:32 PM
That's gonna seriously fuck with his pitching game.Invite him over for movie night and rent Bull Durham.
Wear your best Susan Sarandon wig.
Seduce.
Repeat.
#7
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:34 PM
#8
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:36 PM
#9
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:39 PM
er, or so how Jacki says, it shall be!
#10
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:41 PM
#11
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:50 PM
Message board?
This is The Shizz.
Chromelodeon manages to get all the furniture from their hotel into the lake a few years back...and people are worried about shizzies?
#12
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:50 PM
#13
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:52 PM
#14
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:52 PM
"mmmmmmm, Gelfling!"
#15
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:56 PM
I just gotta hop in when people are quoting The Dark Crystal.
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