It's Cougar Time!
#16 Guest_viewfinder_*
Posted 28 April 2009 - 01:58 PM
#17
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:00 PM
Don't you have to be 30 plus, to be considered a cougar. I don't think a 27 yr old going out with a 21 yr old is suffice of cougarness-ism.
Waitress: What do you want in your omelette, sir?
Marty: Nothing in the omelette, nothing at all.
Waitress: Well, that's not technically an omelette.
Marty: Look, I don't want to get into a semantic argument, I just want the protein.
#18
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:00 PM
i still feel like this tho:
#19 Guest_viewfinder_*
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:13 PM
COUGAR Status for ALL!!!
Everyone!!!
#20
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:20 PM
Besides, 6 years, that's nothing.
My dad was 11 years older then my mom.
I think that makes him a silverback or something?
JRC
#21
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:28 PM
I think Jacki has potential to be a great cougar. you just have to dream it if you want to be it!
#22
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:33 PM
#23
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:34 PM
Myspace
My thesis is called the "Black-Emperor-Says Theory" and holds that any any Phoenix-area indie rock festival there is a 100 percent probability that Emperors of Japan, Black Carl, and/or What Laura Says will be on the bill.
- Martin Shizzmore
#24
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:42 PM
just keep that in mind.
#25
Posted 28 April 2009 - 02:44 PM
"Skeksis friend. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
I just gotta hop in when people are quoting The Dark Crystal.
I just had to quote this. No good reason...
My wife's 6 years older than me... I was 24 when we started dating. Only meaningful difference when we talk about the 1980's: I was a young kid, she wasn't... means you remember those same years very differently.
I'd always thought cougars had to be at least late 30's... usually a smidge older. MILF's on the other hand, are usually a good deal younger.
#27
Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:50 PM
shitty is now.
#28
Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:53 PM
he was 12 in 2000 and i was 18 in 2000.
just keep that in mind.
if you go and try to join the cougar society with those stats they'll laugh you right out of the boardroom, jacki.
keep THAT in mind.
Myspace
My thesis is called the "Black-Emperor-Says Theory" and holds that any any Phoenix-area indie rock festival there is a 100 percent probability that Emperors of Japan, Black Carl, and/or What Laura Says will be on the bill.
- Martin Shizzmore
#29
Posted 28 April 2009 - 03:58 PM
#30
Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:00 PM
MILF's are anytime hotness happens post partum
I would think Lynx would be good for 30's
When you are in your 20's you are still a fox.
If you NEED a derogatory name to put on dating someone younger:
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