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#31 sonofpatter

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:12 PM

Jackie,

Do you know why the caged cougar roars?


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#32 differently biotic

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:12 PM

I like the term 'sexpot'

hahaha like Lisa in Weird Science. yeah.




I thought cougars were 40's and up w/ grown or teenage children. ::shrug::
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#33 Jacki O.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:13 PM

Jackie,

Do you know why the caged cougar roars?


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cuz she ain't got no meat?



I like the term Fox.

STONE COLD FOX
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Posted 28 April 2009 - 04:17 PM

stone n' bone fox
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#35 Rocquero

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:19 PM

was 12 in 2000!


you know, i was only 14 in 2000... wink.
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#36 Jacki O.

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:23 PM

TOO OLD!


oldy old man.

The stone n' bone fox needs you to be 12 or younger in 2000 for her to feel like exploiting your youth in 2009.

check it:
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#37 Rocquero

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 05:23 PM

maaaaaaan. :(
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#38 The Real Jeffrey Lebowski

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 06:00 PM

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:26 PM


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Posted 28 April 2009 - 07:36 PM

"Skeksis friend. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

I just gotta hop in when people are quoting The Dark Crystal.


"look like gelfling, smell like gelfling... maybe y'are gelfling!"

bummers :(


i still feel like this tho:
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you feel like a sweet ride?
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#41 JJames

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:26 PM

born in 1988!

wont get my 80s pop culture references to things like Alf (which i reference A LOT in daily convo) or Jem

was 12 in 2000!

on behalf of all males born in the year 1988 i suggest you go for it. so he wont know alf or jem, but you were before pogs and nintendo 64 right? alf, jem, pogs, and 64 are all badass so whats the difference? just throw the kid a bone
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#42 Rocquero

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 08:53 PM

born in 1988!

wont get my 80s pop culture references to things like Alf (which i reference A LOT in daily convo) or Jem

was 12 in 2000!

on behalf of all males born in the year 1988 i suggest you go for it. so he wont know alf or jem, but you were before pogs and nintendo 64 right? alf, jem, pogs, and 64 are all badass so whats the difference? just throw the kid a bone


oh he'd be the one throwing the bone.

i'm sorry i had to.
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#43 dija

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 09:05 PM

I think the term cougar refers to a woman who actively seeks to engage in...uh, whoopie with a male at least 10 years younger than she is.
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#44 JJames

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 09:20 PM

born in 1988!

wont get my 80s pop culture references to things like Alf (which i reference A LOT in daily convo) or Jem

was 12 in 2000!

on behalf of all males born in the year 1988 i suggest you go for it. so he wont know alf or jem, but you were before pogs and nintendo 64 right? alf, jem, pogs, and 64 are all badass so whats the difference? just throw the kid a bone


oh he'd be the one throwing the bone.

i'm sorry i had to.

its ok i set that joke up like nash and you slammed it like shaq
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#45 mothrock

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Posted 28 April 2009 - 10:02 PM

Sorry Jacki, you just aren't old enough to be a cougar

peen is peen though, and if it is worth your time, do it.
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