was he like chewing on ice cubes while getting his lick on?
ha. ha. ha.
Posted 08 May 2009 - 03:19 PM
was he like chewing on ice cubes while getting his lick on?
Posted 08 May 2009 - 03:41 PM
ouch.
yeah there's a lot of things i want near/in my vag but ice is probably not one of them.
was he like chewing on ice cubes while getting his lick on?
or was it in the hole!?!?!?!??!?!
Posted 08 May 2009 - 03:51 PM
I love the shizz!
Posted 08 May 2009 - 03:52 PM
SO it kind of made me go into like this paralyzed convulsion. My hands were like stuck in that retarded hands position and i couldn't MOVE them and my body when numb!!!! It was HORRIBLE but he thought I was having an orgasm so he thought "hey i am doing a good job! more ice!"
I tried to speak but it was like a studdering mess of words! I have a studder anyways when i am nervous... imagine what it is like when you're paralyzed and being ICE FUCKED! Eventually he stopped and it took me a good 30 minutes to get all my feeling back in my body and the ability to move my fingers and toes. I remember hiding my hands so he couldn't see their retarded state. I never saw that kid again. I hope to GOD he never tried that on another chick!
Posted 08 May 2009 - 03:53 PM
SO it kind of made me go into like this paralyzed convulsion. My hands were like stuck in that retarded hands position and i couldn't MOVE them and my body when numb!!!! It was HORRIBLE but he thought I was having an orgasm so he thought "hey i am doing a good job! more ice!"
I tried to speak but it was like a studdering mess of words! I have a studder anyways when i am nervous... imagine what it is like when you're paralyzed and being ICE FUCKED! Eventually he stopped and it took me a good 30 minutes to get all my feeling back in my body and the ability to move my fingers and toes. I remember hiding my hands so he couldn't see their retarded state. I never saw that kid again. I hope to GOD he never tried that on another chick!
Ahhh...so that's how you paralyze a chick with ice fellatio.
It's somewhat akin to memorizing those mortal kombat codes for 'friendships'.
Posted 08 May 2009 - 03:53 PM
Posted 08 May 2009 - 03:54 PM
SO it kind of made me go into like this paralyzed convulsion. My hands were like stuck in that retarded hands position and i couldn't MOVE them and my body when numb!!!! It was HORRIBLE but he thought I was having an orgasm so he thought "hey i am doing a good job! more ice!"
I tried to speak but it was like a studdering mess of words! I have a studder anyways when i am nervous... imagine what it is like when you're paralyzed and being ICE FUCKED! Eventually he stopped and it took me a good 30 minutes to get all my feeling back in my body and the ability to move my fingers and toes. I remember hiding my hands so he couldn't see their retarded state. I never saw that kid again. I hope to GOD he never tried that on another chick!
Ahhh...so that's how you paralyze a chick with ice fellatio.
It's somewhat akin to memorizing those mortal kombat codes for 'friendships'.
I believe the correct term may be: Icy-lingus
Posted 08 May 2009 - 03:54 PM
Ahhh...so that's how you paralyze a chick with ice fellatio.
Message board?
This is The Shizz.
Chromelodeon manages to get all the furniture from their hotel into the lake a few years back...and people are worried about shizzies?
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Cougar bait is coming to Muff Mondays tonight!
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