ouch.
yeah there's a lot of things i want near/in my vag but ice is probably not one of them.
was he like chewing on ice cubes while getting his lick on?
or was it in the hole!?!?!?!??!?!
WELL at first it was just in his mouth and so he was all licking and everything... that was okay... but then the freezing water and pieces of the crushed ice went inside..... and something REALLY bad happened!!!!!
It is SUPER embarrassing to talk about.... especially because I don't know anyone in here except three people but what the heck... I will just tell you because it is VERY interesting.
SO it kind of made me go into like this paralyzed convulsion. My hands were like stuck in that retarded hands position and i couldn't MOVE them and my body when numb!!!! It was HORRIBLE but he thought I was having an orgasm so he thought "hey i am doing a good job! more ice!"
I tried to speak but it was like a studdering mess of words! I have a studder anyways when i am nervous... imagine what it is like when you're paralyzed and being ICE FUCKED! Eventually he stopped and it took me a good 30 minutes to get all my feeling back in my body and the ability to move my fingers and toes. I remember hiding my hands so he couldn't see their retarded state. I never saw that kid again. I hope to GOD he never tried that on another chick!
wow it actually felt really good to get this out. I love the shizz!
Ok, so this one time, me and this chick were eating popsicles and she decided (and i was all for it) that she wanted me to fuck her with the popsicle... i was more then happy to oblige. I wasn't sure if i would even be able to get it all the way in or not, but it went right in as i went down on her... It was a very flavorful experience for both of us. The popsicle didn't last very long... under a minute, maybe. From then on, i had a big purple stain on my mattress from it, too. She seemed to enjoy it, but i tried to recreate the event with a different girl, and i couldn't even get it anywhere CLOSE to inside...to each her own, i suppose.
chicks, man.
