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[Jacki O.]

i just got asked out by a hot 21 year old dude!

I am 27.

Just call me Jacki Cougar-Mellancamp

Should i do this??? I need Cougar advice!

last time i went on the prowl it didn't work.



pluses:

hot

thinks i'm "completely adorable"

hot

will be excited when we go out to bars!

probably doesn't have an alcohol addiction yet!

hot

21yr old peen!



minuses:

born in 1988!

wont get my 80s pop culture references to things like Alf (which i reference A LOT in daily convo) or Jem

was 12 in 2000!

21yr old peen!

[MikeyWretch]

Train him jacki. He is putty in your hands.

[Jacki O.]

very true........


"Yes, you always go down on the girl first. I speak the truth!"

[donald]

like Mikey said.

Every young man needs a cougar to train him.

You are that cougar Jacki.

Go and teach him otherwise his future girlfriends will resent you for it.

[Quezo]

Invite him over for movie night and rent Bull Durham.

Wear your best Susan Sarandon wig.

Seduce.

Repeat.

[mancopter]

Invite him over for movie night and rent Bull Durham.

Wear your best Susan Sarandon wig.

Seduce.

Repeat.

That's gonna seriously fuck with his pitching game.

[Quezo]

Not if Jacki's the catcher

[Jacki O.]

just like susan sarandon in bull durham, i am a good catcher.

[Quezo]

exactly my point!

er, or so how Jacki says, it shall be!

[Jacki O.]

what if he doesnt play baseball!?!?!?

[donald]

Well I guess you will just have to teach him how to play ball.

[weener]

Just remember the "campsite rule" and leave this child in better condition than when you found him.

[differently biotic]

I'm 33 and nothing but 18-26 year olds ask me out. Why fight it? hahahaha and i hate the word cougar. But if Demi can do it, why can't I?

[Quezo]

Yeah, don't treat him like the Skeksis treat Gelflings.

"mmmmmmm, Gelfling!"

[mancopter]

"Skeksis friend. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

I just gotta hop in when people are quoting The Dark Crystal.