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#61 fatguyaz

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 11:04 AM

did you tell him about the burning bush of thorns?
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#62 Jacki O.

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Posted 05 August 2009 - 11:13 AM

it's a burning bush alright!!!! and not because of any STDs! :lol:
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#63 Jacki O.

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 10:22 AM

!!!!!SUCCESS!!!!!

I finally got to use my dirty spanish sayings on my mexican dude.

We made passionate, sweet, sweet love this weekend while i was visiting hermosillo for horas de junio.

and it was AWESOME

quiero mas
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#64 jeremx

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 10:28 AM

!!!!!SUCCESS!!!!!


GITCHOOSOME!!
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#65 Jacki O.

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 10:44 AM

!!!!!SUCCESS!!!!!


GITCHOOSOME!!


yes yes yes!

now he's all "i'm getting a passport"

:lol:
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 10:55 AM

yes yes yes!

now he's all "i'm getting a passport"

:lol:


probably a lot cheaper (and more satisfying) than long distance phone sex charges.. ha! although, if you've both got webcams..
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#67 Jacki O.

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 11:04 AM

yes yes yes!

now he's all "i'm getting a passport"

:lol:


probably a lot cheaper (and more satisfying) than long distance phone sex charges.. ha! although, if you've both got webcams..


interesante :lol:
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#68 jeremx

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 11:40 AM

interesante :lol:


muy.
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 03:27 PM

kudos lady! you a smooth operator.
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Posted 07 June 2010 - 07:48 PM

!!!!!SUCCESS!!!!!


GITCHOOSOME!!


yes yes yes!

now he's all "i'm getting a passport"

:lol:




felicidades! tell him this: creo que me estoy enamorando de ti. he'll love it. :)
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#71 dharma_bum

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Posted 07 June 2010 - 09:20 PM

anyone know any dirty spanish sayings?



we have a whole book on dirty spanish. pretty damn funny too.
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#72 raubhimself

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:17 AM

pics or it didn't happen
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#73 Jacki O.

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 09:33 AM

pics or it didn't happen


ahhh his friend took a really cool picture of us talking before we left the party to make my dreams come true, i am waiting for that kid to email it to me.

it was so funny.
we were at this after party and we were talking and he said his place was close by the party and i immediately said "Vamonos!"

then as we were walking to his apartment we stopped at a corner and he was all "look at the moon" and i was all "i dont care about la luna. Besame!"

and blamo! 10 minutes later he was all up in me :wub: :wub:
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#74 differently biotic

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Posted 08 June 2010 - 10:22 AM

trashy urban romance novel real talk!
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Posted 08 June 2010 - 10:32 AM

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